I Won't Vote for a Bush-Enabler!

[ludwigb]

I don't want to vote for some old wrinkled guy from Massachusetts (I think I spelled that right). I don't want to vote for somebody tall. I don't want to have to vote for somebody white.

I mean, when you really look at it, Kerry is just another white guy in a suit. And that's what ruining this country, you know--white guys in suits!

I want someone who makes me feel alive and makes me laugh, like Michael Moore or Wynonna Ryder.

I don't know, maybe I'll vote Nader--but I don't like him either. He's kind of old and crusty. A lot of my buddies are all into the Green party, though. They say Nader probably gets high in his free time. The other day we all went out to the park and smoked a lot of bowls, and talked about how corporations are raping this country. They're run by the kind of people that used to wear J. Crew back in high school and grow up to be big tall crusty guys like Bush and Gore and Kerry. It doesn't really matter to me which one of them become president--I'll still be stuck at school and at least my parents will be happy cause they're Republicans.

So I say don't vote for Bush-enablers! They all look the same and they're in the same clubs like Skull and Bones and all that.

[redqueen]

1. Oh please, say this was sarcasm!

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