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cosmokramer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:16 AM
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JOKE--'The War on Terra' and Homeland Security
AP Wire--Boston

Sam Laden was stopped today in the Boston airport carrying a protractor, slide-rule, and a calculator. He is suspected as a member of the student terrorist organization Al-Gebra and is being detained pending an investigation into his weapons of math instruction.
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:29 AM
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1. As a fellow member of the NEA, I can confirm his terrorist status. nt
nt
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Scoopie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:32 AM
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2. This just in!
Sam Laden has known terrorist ties!
According to the Bush Administration's Education Czar (snort!), Laden is a due-paying, card-carrying member of the NEA!!

Transparencies at 11!
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cosmokramer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:33 AM
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3. ROTFLMAO!
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Festivito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 02:17 AM
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4. Detroit cell found in a union shop.
Caught are:
bin loafin
bin sleepin
and
bin hidin
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