Anti-Kerry smear web site -- attacking us at DU as well

[scottcsmith]

TxLib sent me the link to the web site No John Kerry, and whoever runs it is accusing us at DU of "plotting dirty and potentially illegal activities."

http://www.nojohnkerry.org/kerryhtml/demdirtytricks.htm

"John Kerry supporters at the Democratic Underground (DU), an active Democrat online meeting center/blog boasting over 40,000 members are plotting dirty and potentially illegal activities in the upcoming November election. The acts they are planning are disturbing and undemocratic, if not outright illegal. The thread titled "Tired of Losing", which has been filed away in their archives, may be removed or hidden from view by DU Leaders if/when they discover their dirty schemes have been pushed into the open. The details of the plot take shape as Kerry supporters jump on board with suggestions on how to hurt Bush's chances.

Plans include such acts as:

-- Get Republicans fired at your workplace.
-- Create, plant, and disseminate “news stories” that discredit GOP policies.
-- Contact the IRS and anonymously tip them off regarding prominent GOP contributors in your area.
-- Make sure that you’re the only ride on voting day for Republicans who live out of the way, and then don’t show up.
-- Hand-out faulty polling locations & directions in GOP-heavy voting districts. Let's see how they like it for a change.
-- Volunteer for a GOP phone bank operation and talk dirty to old people on the phone. Think of the most obscene, anus-licking things you can comprehend, and go for it! And be sure to identify yourself as a Bush supporter.

-- Wear an 'I love George w Bush' t-shirt in public and act like a major ass. Moon people, fart loudly, call people offensive names."

I'm guessing many of these "illegal" acts were meant as JOKES. Right-wingers do not possess a sense of humor, obviously.

[maddezmom]

1. It's Rove's list

they just replaced DNC with GOP and dems with repubs.

[Turbineguy]

2. Don't forget the most illegal act of all

telling the truth.

[adriennel]

3. I work for the federal govt

can someone tell me how to get Republicans fired at my workplace? There's one smirky Republican in particular I'd like to get fired, and I must have missed the DU instructions on that one!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. It's kinda like that "Gay Agenda".

They keep talking about all the time and none of us homersex'ls have ever got a copy of it.

[CO Liberal]

11. Speaking of the "Gay Agenda"....

...I actually heard a caller on a local talk show here in Colorado claim that the only reason Richard Hatch won the first season of "Survivor" was because he was gay, and the network had been "ordered" to make sure a gay person won.

:tinfoilhat:

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Well that just ticks me off!

I've been trying to get on "Millionare" for years! I need to contact the H.H. (Head Homo) and get that taken care of.

Richard Hatch? BAH! He isn't even paid in full on his dues. I'm in charge of the books and he hasn't paid up in years.

WE might need to take action on him.

[CO Liberal]

21. After He Learned the "Secret Handshake" And Everything.....

:-)

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Grrrrrrrr!

HH is NOT pleased let me tells ya! :grr:

[adriennel]

25. tee hee library humor

I'm a librarian...for a laugh now and then I ask my co-workers if they can find a copy of the gay agenda. I was absent the day they passed that one out.
yeah, we have a lot of fun at work ; )

[Dark Angel]

35. Ronny, didn't you get that memo?

You didn't hear about the agenda?

You must be out of the loop man. :)

[zbdent]

22. Don't do anything other than report believing that you saw porn

on the computer as you passed by.

That should throw a shock into their system.

Knowing a Repuke, they'd probably find it!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. that is so funny

Those dumbass MORANS can't tell when something's a joke? Jezzzzzzus, next thing they'll be quoting my post the lounge about my cats pooping.

[CO Liberal]

6. Can DU Pursue Legal Action Against This???

Any lawyers out there????

[rumguy]

7. it's from a nonexistent thread - there is a real thread here discussing it

[ronnykmarshall]

10. I got an idea ....

Start posting all kinds of wacked out crap in new forum and see if they take the bait.

Nothing that would alert the secret service or like that, but some waaaaayyyyyyy off the wall shit. Let's them waste their time spewing about it.

[rumguy]

12. I guess the thread did exist - but hey - it makes you wonder

who and why posted that...

[scottcsmith]

24. Here's the thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=503597

It's ancient news, though, from October, 2003. I'm not sure why the anti-Kerry web site would deem it relevant now.

[ronnykmarshall]

27. Thanks for finding that

Isn't ironic that GOP asshole left out the whole text of the message? Anyone with half a brain can see that it's a joke.

Oh yeah, I'm talking about a Republican. Silly me.

[Search Party]

8. He left out the one about

dancing under the moonlight wearing dead elephant skin....

[BOSSHOG]

9. We should be good americans like them and

Desert our military unit
screw investors by profiting from insider trading
expose CIA operatives
get our kids killed for personal and political profit
Keep secret the plans of an energy task which may have included invading iraq
lie to the american people about the cost of medicare for fear the truth would result in a no vote
steal elections
rig voting machines
prevent people who love each other from getting married

Boy wouldn't it be real patriotic to be just like those cocksuckers.

Please lurkers, share my ideas with your kind.

Warmest regards, BOSSHOG.

[Zinfandel]

13. Alcohol is much better than pot,

it's better and easier on your body than pot, especially whiskey. It's good for you, I drive much better on alcohol than I do on pot.

And when I'm drinking whiskey it makes me want to kick some liberal ass...if I smoke pot I get too mellow and they start making sense.

I just want alcohol, then I don't have to think, I love it!


(This is the e-mail I sent those assholes).

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. What really sucks about this is...

... I don't work with any Republicans that I can get fired :(

(But then I wouldn't call myself a Kerry supporter either, so I guess I'm exempt from the list, right? :shrug: )

[blm]

15. DU's a pretty good antiKerry smear site. They need another?

.

[Capn Sunshine]

30. yeah, and that's from people who are voting for him!

ham sandwich in 04!

[Career Prole]

16. No chance, coach!

"-- Wear an 'I love George w Bush' t-shirt in public and act like a major ass. Moon people, fart loudly, call people offensive names."


I do my job 110% of the time, but there ain't no way in hell I'm goin' out in public and act like a freeper!

[Mick Knox]

18. Pathetic SOB's... nt

[Gman]

19. Those all sound like great ideas to me!

We should dig it back up, think up some more dirty tricks then get to work!

Seriously, I just might go phone bank for Bush:

"Hello, I'm calling for the Bush for president campaign. Yes, well I know he went AWOl, and yes, he used to snort cocaine like he had entirely too much money, and you know, he used to beat Laura when he would get drunk... what's that? Well, I can't say for certain that I know for a fact that he has quit beating Laura, but president Bush would like to have your vote in November so he can continue his fight on terrorism, and to kill the sons and daughters of people that don't have enough money...

Yes, well, I'm very glad to hear you will vote for President bush... You know early voting starts on..."

[DieboldMustDie]

20. How do you "Get Republicans fired at your workplace"

when all the managers are Republicans? :eyes:

[VOX]

33. Exactly. They own the shop!

:shrug:

[Meshuga]

23. This is funny!

Great link! Thanks for the laugh!

[West Coast Democrat]

28. There are no Republicans at my workplace

Thank goodness!

[Capn Sunshine]

29. WOW

What have you guys been up to? Is this what the Kerry meetups are all about?
:evilgrin:

[lillib]

31. Neil Boortz also wrote an article on this

Parusing through some blogs .. I found this link...

http://boortz.com/nuze/200403/03172004.html

[PatGund]

32. ????

"Wear an 'I love George w Bush' t-shirt in public and act like a major ass. Moon people, fart loudly, call people offensive names."

And this would be different from the Freepers, Dittoheads, and other wingnut morans how????

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. They mentioned me by name! I'm such a subversive!