Kucinich Presents Top 10 List on Letterman

[zulchzulu]

Dennis does Letterman's Top Ten. I think it's on tonight.

Snip:

The subject of Kucinich's list: "Ways Dennis Kucinich can still be president of the United States."

10. Keep doing what I'm doing — I'm winning, right?

9. Constitution is amended stating presidents must be 35 or older, a natural-born citizen and named "Dennis."

8. Act like a boob so people will perceive me as more presidential.

7. You want crazy campaign promises — fine! If I'm elected, everybody gets a million bucks.

6. Enter and win next "American Idol."

5. Announce your running mate will be a plate of fudge — people love fudge.

4. Just wait till I unleash my new campaign slogan: "Kucizzle in the hizzle!"

3. According to the order of presidential succession, if George W. Bush were to resign today, along with Dick Cheney and about 300 other people, the presidency passes to a congressman from Ohio.

2. Get the governors of every state to rig the election.

1. I'm praying for a sex scandal.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=512&u=/ap/20040323/ap_on_go_co/kucinich_top10&printer=1

[goodhue]

1. "Kucizzle in the hizzle!"

Indeed

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. Kucizzle in the hizzle

I think i just peed myself

:D

[Drifter]

4. Same here ...

I had it copied and ready for pasting in the subject ... till I saw both of yours.

That whole list is great.

I'll say it again:
"If you can't laugh at yourself, how can anyone take you seriously"

Cheers
Drifter

[VOX]

3. Good for DK! Thanks for the heads-up...

:toast:

[eridani]

5. Sex scandal?

If he wanted one, he wouldn't have to pray for it. All he has to do is look more closely at his female volunteer base.

"Yo!! Dennis!! Wake up and smell the estrogen!"

[zulchzulu]

6. kick Dennis will do the Top Ten tonight

It should be funny!

[ThirdWheelLegend]

7. Excellent!

I got one to add, "Just nominate him"

If the Dems presented someone who is a contrast to Bush and offers things that benefit us as a nation, they would vote him in easily.

:)

TWL