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I am sick to death of Obama supporters always abusing me with "facts". They're all, "But Hillary herself said...", "But if you do the MATH...", "Take your fingers out of your ears and listen..."
I simply refuse to react to their use of "fact" any longer, including:
- Obama won Texas - Hillary is down in the popular vote and in delegates. - Hillary loses both primaries and caucuses. - It's mathematically impossible for Hillary to win the nomination or even catch up to Obama. - The only reason she's staying in is her own selfish ambition. - She's severely damaging the democratic party. - She tolerates overt racism in her own campaign.
What the hell do those things have to do with a Presidential election anyway?
Really, there's no need to react to ANYTHING that's not positive to Hillary! In fact, the only thing we should EVER overreact to is when someone uses her own words or "facts" against her. Then they are DEAD TO US! Michael Moore, Howard Dean, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olberman, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Tom Daschle, democratic heroes, labor unions, primary and caucus voters, black people, the little girl from our own stupid ad - ALL DEAD TO ME!
And once Hillary wins Pennsylvania, Indiana, Kentucky and West Virginia by DOUBLE DIGITS and is STILL behind, well there's no need to overreact to that either. Will we quit? NEVER! On to Puerto Rico! On to Denver! By then we'll have shown so many super delegates that Obama's obviously only successful because he's black and then they will just switch to our side - no questions asked. The fact that we are losing won't matter to them once we explain how the whole political system is rigged against white people.
And if anyone dares to call you racist, just act all outraged and angrily warn them not to antagonize you. Always works for me. People just shake their head and walk away. Pffttt...Losers.
And when the populace riots in the streets at the theft of another election, well there's no need to overreact to that either. It's JUST the youth and the blacks for god sake! We'll just say it's sour grapes, sexism, reverse racism, or that young voters are so stupid they've been brainwashed by their evil cultmaster Obama. Don't worry. We'll just condescend the fuck out of everyone until they are beaten into submission.
Finally, if that doesn't work and Obama is made the nominee, we'll DEMAND Hillary be given the VP slot. And we'll call in all our high powered friends to pressure him until he gives in. Then we'll threaten to vote for McCain or for Hillary to run as an Independent. And if he still won't give it to us, then we'll demand McCain give us HIS VP slot. Republicans know how to play this game better anyway and their views on race certainly align better with ours.
And while we're at it, let's just burn down the Democratic Party Headquarters and start a race war? That'll learn those sexist bastards! :nuke:
(in case you couldn't tell.... :sarcasm:)
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