More thoughtful FReeper advice to Dean

[Faygo Kid]

Yes, another intellectual giant over at Free Republic today demonstrated a grasp of English grammar and spelling, keen intelligence and thoughtful insight that are the hallmarks of the deep thinkers on that site (the poster has been banned; perhaps too embarrassing even for FR? Nah, that's not possible). Anyway, the Indy-Denver game is a blowout, so I surfed over there and found this for you. Enjoy:

To: Holly_P
Here is my advise: let us go straight to the point.

Mr. dean, are you as stupid as you look or rather your brain is not functions well. You said you know how to fix domestic policy, but somehow you don't know jack how to do it. Second Mr. Dean isn't your state allowed gays to get marry, I am sorry you don't remember that. Third; why have you sealed your records, or maybe there is something that you won't public to see. Fourth, Mr. Dean, you are such a dump even Santa clause would not talk to you. And fifth, you no Dean if you think how to fixed our problems I will send you to France; there you could become their president after all you like a frog; nothing to it no more to say and only playing stupid games. Oh one more thing, do me a favor stop talking that you are religious because that is insulting to me

8 posted on 01/04/2004 1:23:01 PM PST by matrix2225
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[frylock]

1. it's nice to see the computer lab at the special ed school..

is paying off!

[MercutioATC]

11. Thanks! Port is NOT easy to get out of a keyboard...

Aw, well. I didn't like this keyboard much anyway...

[Fleshdancer]

14. mmmm...Port.

I prefer the Australian ports. Which kind do you drink, er, spit onto the keyboard?? :)

[adadem]

17. Please don't

make fun of Special Ed schools or programs...even in jest. Many here have handicapped children.

[wuushew]

2. On an unrealated topic DU spelling is also suffering..

despite the advent of the spellcheck function.

[pasadenaboy]

4. how do you use spellcheck?

thanks

[wuushew]

6. the tab to the left of preveiw before posting a reply

n/t

[ComerPerro]

5. That wasn't just spelling

The grammar in that advice column was just horrific.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Well, this is evidence that my assumption

that freepers are ignorant idiots is really true.

[ComerPerro]

7. Gee, the FReepers are just so insightful and inquisitive

Well, Dean is stupid and he is hiding things from the public.

The FReepers are up in arms about this, right?

Hasn't it occured to them that they are currently worshiping the dumbest person ever to hold any elected office in recorded history?
And hasn't it crossed their pathetic little minds that they are supporting an administration that makes Nixon look straightforward and honest?

You should know by now that FReepers are nothing more than a pathetic group of sycophantic, jingoistic assholes.

[Faygo Kid]

8. Couldn't parody this if I tried

Of course you are right, and of course they are sycophantic, jingoistic assholes, but for a chuckle (getting few and far between these days), ya gotta give it up for this FR poster.

[101 Proof]

9. huked en fonix wercd fer tis freeper...

:eyes: What an idiot.

[paulthompson]

10. I like the part about Santa Claus

Namely:

"Fourth, Mr. Dean, you are such a dump even Santa clause would not talk to you."

The mainstream media is always looking for a new Dean scandal, they should pick up this one. ;) I can just see the pundits on Fox and CNN: "And another thing. Why is it that Christmas has come and gone yet there is no evidence Santa Claus has spoken to Mr. Dean?"

[snippy]

12. Looks like Bush posts there. Dubya? Is that you?

Some brilliant DU'er has pointed out that John Wilkes Booth was the original freeper.

[Spirochete]

13. He's probably

a schoolteacher in Tampa.

[janx]

15. Or Texas. n/t

[Egnever]

16. They banned this guy?

I would think they would make him the poster boy!

Whats up with free republic?

I thought they loved this kind of post.