In honor of GD:P's passing, I am re-posting my own personal favorite post here.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Along with an apt image.



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[Marrah_G]

1. Nice!

:rofl:

[sufrommich]

2. Wow,that about sums it up !

:thumbsup:

[Eurobabe]

3. K+R, this one's a DUzy!

:rofl:

[liberaldem4ever]

4. K&R Good One!

:applause: :rofl: :kick:

[guruoo]

5. 0 days...

2 hours
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:grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug:

[Seabiscuit]

6. Best post in GD - P ever! BINGO!!! n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. The sad thing is....this reposting is getting way more attention than the original ever did.

I guess it is better to laugh in retrospect. Back then, humor wasn't the first thing on most people's minds.

[SIMPLYB1980]

8. LoL! Good by GDP I will not miss you.

[lightningandsnow]

9. Best. Post. Ever.

:rofl:

[Leftist Agitator]

10. IBTL?

What the fuck does that mean?

:shrug: