Final GDP limericks

[seasat]

There once was a forum called GDP
It was like public toilet you see
Visitors to it
Remarked with wit
"Geeee! Deep Pee!".

[Phentex]

1. cute!

:)

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

2. There once was candidate Clinton

She loved how the pansuits was fittin'
Then came Obama
And all this fuckin' drama
McCain in his depends was a-shittin'

[DearAbby]

3. I'll give it a try

There Once was a GD-P Poster
Who always remain happier.
into DU-GD-P. she went did enter.
"Last Call" was called by Skinner.
alas, life can't be any more crapier!



We lose sight of the fact, that this was a most historic primary, We were part of. Yes the feelings were high, but for a reason. First time in the history of our country, the most viable candidates, were a woman, and a person of color. And I am proud, and it seems fitting that Democrats was the party, that made this happen. Be Proud! I am.

[seasat]

4. The Repubs were hopeless they said

So they put their hope behind a retread
But he won't make it far
promising 100 years of war
They now wish they'd gone with Fred

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

5. There once was an anarchic forum

With posts so stupid you just couldn't ignore 'em
Then came June 11 at noon
Now we're all singing a Kumbaya tune
But fuck it the archives will store 'em

[jakem]

6. There once was a poster "name removed"

who posted the vulgar and crude
he spewed such vile crap
that i took a nap
and on waking, GDP moved!