Listen, I came here to dish it out. Not take it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

I came here to say things like, "you know who Obama reminds me of? Hitler."

And "Obama needs to shut up and stop campaigning."

And "Obama is pissing all over our Constitution. He's just like Bush."

Why? Because I'm a patriotic american, and attacking our leaders is our civic duty. In fact, Obama would be proud of me saying he's like Hitler. He wants us to criticize him.

Just don't criticize me.

Because that's stifling my first amendment rights. It's mean and uncalled for. It's unamerican, you facist.

Don't point out that all I do is criticize Obama. Or that I never have anything good to say about him. Or that I'm completely unaware of anything his campaign's been doing the last few weeks. Or that I'm completely unaware of any platform positions he's had for months or years.

Don't say I'm carrying Fox New's water for them, even though I've apparently plagiarized my own comments from them.

Don't call it wild hyperbole when I say Obama's tearing up the constitution, and don't call me ignorant even though I express the misbelief that congressional bills can alter or override the Constitution.

Don't point out that my love in the Constitution is limited to attacking Obama, because while I love the 4th amendment, I've made plenty of other comments in other threads that have no understanding of or respect for the 2nd amendment, the 8th amendment, and in a few recent epic failures, the 1st amendment.

Don't point out that there aren't enough votes for a senate filibuster when I demand Obama filibuster. And don't call me stupid because despite my keen interest in politics and my high school diploma, I'm unaware that voting 'present' is not an option in the U.S. Senate, at least not in the same way it works in the Illinois state senate. Oh, but I know all about Illinois, it's a state government I hate becaue of all the corruption and the prohibition-era mobsters. Yeah, see?

Don't attack me for criticizing Obama for going after the moderate vote. Even though I'm apparently a moderate myself, given the unflattering things I've had to say about liberals in unrelated threads.

Don't point out that my favorite primary choice and/or favorite VP pick has the exact same positions Obama. Or that I'll happily re-elect my own senator, who's voting for FISA and isn't even in favor of removing immunity.

Don't point out that when I'm backed into a corner, I sometimes forget which message boards I'm on. And I attack other people as being "you Obama supporters."

Or "you Obamabots."

Or "O-thugs."

And so on.

Like I said, I can dish it out, but not take it.

* all quotes authentic

[TreasonousBastard]

1. "snarf"

[DevonRex]

2. Thank you so much. And I will not let MY free speech be

stifled. If I disagree with the criticism, I will certainly say so.

[NatBurner]

6. :o

[DevonRex]

11. Did you say something? :)

Was that a good smile thingy or a bad smile thingy?

[skooooo]

3. hmmmm

I think you're trying to make a point!

:freak:

[TahitiNut]

68. I think some realize that attacking the messenger instead of the message ...

... is far more effective - and persuasive, too. God forbid that DU Rules or the fallacious nature of such an attack ever inhibit our personally-directed vitriol!

:eyes:

[grantcart]

4. My favorite was the reply to the person who had the temerrity to compare

Obama to FDR and then say that FDR would never have sanctioned such action against the 4th Ammendment. Vile and hateful comments were poured onto the head of the OP for making such a reference.


While I am of the opinion that FDR was the best President in the history of the Union his adherence to the 4th ammendment was somewhat non existent.


Besides his ill fated effort to pack the Court FDR happily rounded up tens of thousands of innocent mainland Americans of Japanese descent robbed them of all of their assets and put them into cocentration camps and never showed any remorse for it. (Americans of Japanese descent in Hawaii - where there had been a small but effective spy ring were left untouched.)

[skooooo]

7. Oooh.. good point.

Even FDR, the liberal bastion, failed in some major areas. Maybe we should have impeached him?

:sarcasm:

[dbonds]

5. Your methods leave a lot to be desired.

[grantcart]

8. he is a fascist

[blondeatlast]

9. " ...when I'm backed into a corner, I sometimes forget which message boards I'm on."

:rofl:

so damn true, so damn damn true...

[jobycom]

10. hehe. Lot of words there, most of them darned clever.

:thumbsup:

[wyldwolf]

12. watch out! You're going to be attacked for suggesting freedom of speech goes both ways!

[Growler]

13. K&R

Love it!!

[LowerManhattanite]

14. K & Super R! n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

15. What I want to know

is why you turned down the VP slot. Is there a story there? :)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. My vet, Ted, said not to.

[awoke_in_2003]

23. Maybe he had an ulterior motive. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

31. You mean he's trying to get Obama elected?

[TexasObserver]

17. K&R

[AllentownJake]

18. I thought Ignore could be retired after the Primaries

Same game different assholes or same assholes resurrected (not referring to the OP referring to the ones the OP refers to).

[DevonRex]

24. So did I. I cleared mine out. Most were tombstoned anyway, but

I now have a very short one again.

[Bluerthanblue]

19. uhhhh

pretty frickin good-


:hi:

peace~

[LittleClarkie]

20. Don't forget to claim that someone sitting at a keyboard far, far away is somehow

preventing you from expressing yourself freely merely by typing out "oh, shut up".

That must be one mighty "oh, shut up" if it has the power to remove your hands from the keyboard and prevent you from typing out "Obama sux."

[Kokonoe]

21. DU please crack down on the anti-Obama threads.

We are passed the point of influencing each other.
I need help talking to my co-workers.

Twice yesterday I heard "It doesn't matter who wins because they are all the same", this is the M$M linchpin.

McCain is going to win as of now, and we must defeat him (he really is going to win).
Stop helping McCain, he cannot win without your help. (Has he ever done anything on his own, HELL NO.)

Lets crack down on the McCain supporters.

[orleans]

35. mccramps is NOT gonna win. however, i am all for cracking down on his supporters anyway. n/t

[JeffR]

22. That's a sadly accurate take on the GDP zeitgeist.

:-(

[Runcible Spoon]

25. you're one of the most aggressive bullies on this board.

Don't think because you can pick out a few quotes that the vast overwhelming amount of criticism of Obama is anything like those few choice bits.

But that would require HONESTY and FAIRNESS in framing your OP, wouldn't it? Not exactly your forte.

But hey, who am I to tell you what to write or not write? Don't let reality get in the way of your cherry picking!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

26. ...

[SaveAmerica]

43. ......

[woolldog]

29. more personal attacks from you.

what a shame....

[YankmeCrankme]

42. Well, he wasn't kidding when he said he could dish it out but couldn't take it. nt

[Drunken Irishman]

39. Farce is right.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

48. Way right - even using right (wing) talking points.

[crankychatter]

45. I remember finding 50+ incendiary, lurid, sleazy and racist posts in the 3 most current pages...

then getting accused of "cherry picking" by you fuckers

hooligan is dead on, accurate.

[ecstatic]

51. Standing up to right wing smears is bullying? Wow nt

[wyldwolf]

52. no, daring to contradict someone on the left is bullying. They speak with impunity, don't ya know?

[Bake]

71. Unlike the telcoms, who now act with IMMUNITY.

Thanks to Barack and the rest of the Dems who voted for this piece of shit bill.

Bake

[mckeown1128]

88. Congress can't over ride the constitution...so

once we get some honest jundges on the supreme court this fisa bill goes bye bye...

[DevonRex]

55. Wow, whining and attacking the OP all in one post.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

69. I didn't think I was being very subtle.

But apparently they didn't catch the bit about not making a fool out of yourself and being a hypocrite. Because they showed up on my thread, which totally wasn't about them as far as I know, to call me an "aggressive bully."

Ironic, no?

[blogslut]

27. Wow

That's pretty damned accurate.

Good job. :thumbsup:

[reflection]

28. I'll give it 2 stars on the Nance Greggs 5-star scale. n/t

[robertpaulsen]

30. Great quotes. You forgot Shakespeare.

"I come to bury Obama, not to praise him". :)

[The Liberal Thinker]

32. Thank you so much.

I'm saving this one and I'll just link to it any times some whacko on this board continues to bitch.
< Raucous applause! >

[AtomicKitten]

33. Nice post, Hitler.*

* quote plagiarized

[JVS]

34. ROFL

[Lilith Velkor]

36. Facist!

:spray:

[Occam Bandage]

37. K, R, offering self and/or fiancee for sexual favors.

[sniffa]

40. In epic mount form?

[Pierre.Suave]

60. HAHA

I want my 5k in gold, NOW!!!!!!!

:P

[coyotespaw]

38. Here's to getting 50 recs...

:toast:

[Danger Mouse]

41. Fucking AWESOME OP, man.

:D

[crankychatter]

44. omifuckinword - best of - kick and recommend this puppy to the moon

You yay-hoo, you.

I needed a laugh on the way out the door.

This place is depressing sometimes. I wore out my ignore feature.

[BlooInBloo]

56. Yup.

[Coexist]

46. nice post, Hitler!

[Coexist]

47. nice post, Hitler!

[bertman]

49. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MEIN FUHRER!!!

[alcibiades_mystery]

50. Just about perfect

:rofl:

I especially love when know-nothing Obama critics yap about Illinois or "Chicago politics," like they know fuck-all about it.

[Politicub]

53. Love it!

Great post :)

K&R

[Liberal Dose]

54. I enjoyed your post. I feel your kempf.

So so true. ALL of it! :rofl:

[redqueen]

57. Heh.

:thumbsup:

[Unca Jim]

58. Pure Comedy Gold!

And so damn accurate.

Can we add in some "I also have no idea about political reality and staving off political attacks before they start".

[closeupready]

59. yawn.

n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

61. Golf Clap

:P

Good post.

[TZ]

62. I salute you, sir!

You are the master of making a point and being hilariously snarky at the same time!
A big K+R for you! (this is just as good as the irradiated food thread you did awhile back)
:patriot: :rofl: :applause:

On edit: Hey hooligan--I think maybe its time for another round of "The ignore song", given some of the responses here...:hi:

[Buzz Clik]

63. Ah, shaddup already.

;)

[wryter2000]

64. OMG

Someone actually said that Obama is like Hitler? :wow:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

70. Oh, yes.

Because he was drawing large audiences.

[Overseas]

65. And I GOTTA START A FRESH THREAD because my complaints are special !!

Don't forget that I am also such a brilliant super concerned person that I can't let my thoughts get lost in existing discussions, I have to START A NEW THREAD to give my thoughts the prominence they deserve. And to be sure my concerns get the attention I need, I'll start a couple of threads in different sections to keep despair alive.

[marimour]

66. LOLOL

[ClassWarrior]

67. Fight PUMA with FACT.

Fuck All Concern Trolls.

NGU.

[Maddy McCall]

72. Kick...because doing it once wasn't good enough.

:eyes:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

73. Listen, I came here to dish it out. Not take it.

I came here to say things like, "you know who Obama reminds me of? Hitler."

And "Obama needs to shut up and stop campaigning."

And "Obama is pissing all over our Constitution. He's just like Bush."

Why? Because I'm a patriotic american, and attacking our leaders is our civic duty. In fact, Obama would be proud of me saying he's like Hitler. He wants us to criticize him.

Just don't criticize me.

Because that's stifling my first amendment rights. It's mean and uncalled for. It's unamerican, you facist.

Don't point out that all I do is criticize Obama. Or that I never have anything good to say about him. Or that I'm completely unaware of anything his campaign's been doing the last few weeks. Or that I'm completely unaware of any platform positions he's had for months or years.

Don't say I'm carrying Fox New's water for them, even though I've apparently plagiarized my own comments from them.

Don't call it wild hyperbole when I say Obama's tearing up the constitution, and don't call me ignorant even though I express the misbelief that congressional bills can alter or override the Constitution.

Don't point out that my love in the Constitution is limited to attacking Obama, because while I love the 4th amendment, I've made plenty of other comments in other threads that have no understanding of or respect for the 2nd amendment, the 8th amendment, and in a few recent epic failures, the 1st amendment.

Don't point out that there aren't enough votes for a senate filibuster when I demand Obama filibuster. And don't call me stupid because despite my keen interest in politics and my high school diploma, I'm unaware that voting 'present' is not an option in the U.S. Senate, at least not in the same way it works in the Illinois state senate. Oh, but I know all about Illinois, it's a state government I hate becaue of all the corruption and the prohibition-era mobsters. Yeah, see?

Don't attack me for criticizing Obama for going after the moderate vote. Even though I'm apparently a moderate myself, given the unflattering things I've had to say about liberals in unrelated threads.

Don't point out that my favorite primary choice and/or favorite VP pick has the exact same positions Obama. Or that I'll happily re-elect my own senator, who's voting for FISA and isn't even in favor of removing immunity.

Don't point out that when I'm backed into a corner, I sometimes forget which message boards I'm on. And I attack other people as being "you Obama supporters."

Or "you Obamabots."

Or "O-thugs."

And so on.

Like I said, I can dish it out, but not take it.

* all quotes authentic

OH! AND DON'T CALL ME CRAZY FOR POSTING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUTCOME EVERY TIME!

[babylonsister]

74. Hmmm. This sounds familiar, but no less brilliant!

:D

[DevonRex]

75. Okay, I won't call you crazy! Because you're not! K&R

[The Magistrate]

76. Have You Ever Heard Of 'Stan Mack Funnies', Sir?

A wickedly barbed comic: it used to run in the Village Voice, and carried the sub-title, "All dialog guaranteed overheard verbatum"....

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

81. Can't say I have.

But footnotes are the first thing I look for in Tom Tomorrow cartoons.

[The Magistrate]

82. No Idea If It Is Still Around, Sir, But Your 'all quotes authentic' Called It To Mind

[NanceGreggs]

77. I could swear I REC'D a post just like this ...

... yesterday.

Maybe I should REC it again, just to be sure ...

[panader0]

78. You wild hyperbolist!

[Patsy Stone]

79. To the Greatest Page

:toast:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

80. K and R. nt

[grantcart]

83. well since we went around this last time

I have added the following insults recieved


1 coward (constitutionally speaking)

2 Nazis

1 no backbone

1 Quisling

1 no personal opinion


so all in all things are calming down a bit.

You may not need to post this tomorrow.

[Zodiak]

84. Duplicate threads combined

Zodiak Ironfist
DU Moderator

[sniffa]

85. ..

:rofl:

[Redstone]

86. Well-said. And well-reinforced by the exactly-quoted misspellings.

And, as you so well wrapped up your post with, "And so on."

Amazing, now that the primaries are over, so see that stuff on DU. But so it goes.

Redstone

[Scurrilous]

87. Kick

:kick: