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[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

[muntrv]

1. "2 words, John: Tanning salon."

[Hutzpa]

2. I'm after your job,

how I sooo wish you can nominate me for veep, I'll make sure you don't
last long as POTUS.


:evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

3. "You know, old man, I could kill you with my bare hands." n/t

[madeline_con]

4. "As soon as I'm Vice, you'll take a tumble down the stairs."

[sniffa]

5. "Orangey & Ivory"

[stratomagi]

6. Romney thinking to himself:

Man, John really farts a lot when he gives a speech!

[Oceansaway]

7. "tan don't burn, get a Coppertone Tan"...n/t....

[Historic NY]

8. Whats the average life span for a normal healthy male?

[Minimus]

9. "I cannot believe that pasty old man got the nomination instead of me"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. You may have stolen my nomination, but you'll never have my hair

[Danger Mouse]

11. God, I'm so damn handsome. I mean, I am SMOKING!

How could I lose to that withered old prune? My hair is so gorgeous, my chin so manly, I...I...
I need to change my pants. :hide:

[no_hypocrisy]

12. I didn't know George Hamilton was still around . . . .

[tekisui]

13. I'm sure he'd kick it before 2012.

[Bravo Zulu]

14. It's going to cost me a billion dollars to get us elected,

but it will be worth it, because I know you won't last a year!

[rug]

15. "71 . . . 72 . . . 73 . . ."