Since McCain 'doesn't know' if Obama is a Socialist, let's play a fun game!

[Danger Mouse]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/18/mccain-obama-socialist-i_n_113524.html
McCain apparently is content to use the age-old insinuation tactic to say Obama is a Socialist without really coming out and saying it. In honor of this bit of sleaze from McCain, let's all come up with things we 'don't know' about McCain.
It'll be fun! It'll be easy!
I'll start.
I don't know if McCain is the undead, risen from beyond to feast on the warm flesh of succulent babies.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. I don't know if McCain is intelligent

or wise in any way.

[Arugula Latte]

2. I don't know if John McCain stores dead puppies in his cheeks, but some say he does.

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

4. Does he keep them there for the winter?

:rofl:

[Motown_Johnny]

9. i don't know if he switched to puppies after giving up chewing tobacco

[Danger Mouse]

11. what color is his spit, then?

:hide:

[Motown_Johnny]

16. I don't know what color his spit is or what color it would be if he were chewing dead puppies

I also don't know if he dries them out before chewing them, kinda like beef jerky... puppy jerky.

[caledesi]

5. Dead cats maybe? NT

[Danger Mouse]

6. Dead squirrels? For the irony?

[Motown_Johnny]

3. I don't know if McCain is a "Manchurian Candidate" but why take the risk?

[C_U_L8R]

7. i don't know if McCain has denied it

but odds are that he supplied it.

[Danger Mouse]

10. I also don't know if he smelt it, but I'm sure he dealt it.

[Arugula Latte]

18. I don't know if McCain has deduced it, but he surely has produced it.

[Sparkly]

20. I don't know if he smelled it,

but I'm fairly certain he expelled it.

[C_U_L8R]

19. *poot

[Danger Mouse]

23. Better check you diaper, gramps, I think you discharged a prune!

[MGKrebs]

8. I don't know how many prescription medicines he takes everyday.

Or what they are.

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Or if they are actually prescribed to him

[mediaman007]

13. I don't know if his wife is a "c***," but he says so!

[Whisp]

14. I don't know how many times Mc has called his wife terrible names.

but I do know he does.

[David Zephyr]

15. I don't know if McCain can get it up without Lindsey Graham helping him.

I just don't know.

[4themind]

17. "I want you to hang up and call again with the OPPOSITE of what you said before"

John MCcain is an excellent candidate, with many well thought out, feasible ideas, he'll ensure the success of this country for YEARS to come....ohh and his personal temperament towards women and his colleagues are BEYOND reproach. *Bonus points to who gets the reference*

[LuckyLib]

22. Was this originally said about Clarence Thomas?

[Sparkly]

21. I don't know if McCain has ever seen a map including Pakistan and Iraq.

But it doesn't seem he has. :shrug: