THEODORE TERBOLIZARD!!!!!FOR VP!!!!

[Mobius]

http://www.terbocongress.org/

http://www.terbocongress.org/policy.html

"The situation in Iraq
Article 4, Section 4 of our Constitution closely describes our current involvement in Iraq, in which we are protecting their Republican form of Government, and their territory against domestic violence and invasion. But Article 4 of our Constitution is not about foreign nations, it is about the right of States in our Union. Iraq is not a State in our Union, and is not represented in Congress. Even though Iraq's current leaders have asked for our military assistance for their security purposes, I see nothing in our Constitution that suggests we have the right or obligation to sustain funding and deployment of Armed forces to fulfill their request (Article I, Section 8, <12>, U.S. Constitution). My question is: How- and at what cost- do we continue something that is unconstitutional?"

Here is the community I made for him on Live Journal:

http://community.livejournal.com/terbolizard_gpx/profile

Where he is actually a member and a really great guy:

http://terbolizard.livejournal.com/profile


I have never seen any candidate embrace all people of the internet, and have such an open mind. The strange thing is that he ran for California congress as a Republican. He lost his primary and is NOW AVAILABLE!

My communications with him started from an odd community I am in on LJ called wtf_inc, which is a place to post anything and everything you find wtf. )This often leads to really unnecessarily gross and disgusting posts, so beware before you go looking for it.) However, there are also many gems in there too.
One day hulazombie made a post about a campaign poster of Theodore Terbolizard that she found odd:



Now you have to admit someone did get a little vector happy in photoshop...

Here is the initial post that started a Live Journal sensation:


http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_inc/5227254.html

voodooskeleton : "I like the bear. Makes him seem fierce."

blasphemusfish : "I dig his name :D"

fuzzmonkeys : "DOES HE SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS?"

heartinthroat : "IT'S TURBO TIME! - The bear looks like an opera singer."

arielost : That is the best last name I have ever heard.

[DearAbby]

1. Why does he look like Keanu Reeves?

and what is that in his chin? That aside....RIGHT ON!

[Mobius]

2. Because he is just that dead sexy

TERBO TIME!

[Hutzpa]

3. You must think you're clever

really, coming here and trying to paint a Republican as a saint is just
down right ridiculous and this is not the place for that.

My suggestion is to take this to a goper website and parade all his
good fortune and intentions there, WHAT HAS DU BECOME?

are you shittin me???

Find somewhere else for this BS

:mad: PISSED!!!!

[Mobius]

4. He only ran on that ticket

to get campaign funds. He is awesome.
Don't ever tell me what to post, and maybe you should take your intentions elsewhere instead of insinuating that I am a goper.
If you can't understand the tongue and cheek nature of this post, it is not my problem, so why don't you cool your jets?

[Hutzpa]

5. Ha..... I knew you will retort to that

kabangle, 'tongue and cheek' you call this tongue and cheek, how
convenient of you to say just that, thats what I would expect
from someone who is guilty of propagating distinct information
about a certain candidate they are associated with.

First line of defense is to divert the attention
from real to humorous. I give you an F for effort.