Goddammit! I'm so goddamned angry, goddammit!

[Writer]

:nuke:I've had it! F@#$ them! AHHHHHH! I hate the world. I'd rather eat glass and drink Tabasco sauce than continue to subject myself to this BS. Where's my giant boots? I want to stomp my feet in anger and make A LOT of noise while doing so. Oh - and I have a sledgehammer. Look out m@#$%^-f@#$^^#'s, because here I come! Oh dammit - do you have a bucket? I need something to catch the foam oozing from my mouth, but wear a raincoat because I'm sputtering. To hell with all this! I'm outraged! There's something seriously wrong with this nation. And you all apparently need me to tell you just how messed up it is. So f$%#$ you all! AHHHHHHH!:nuke:






And one other thing... I...

I...

Wait a minute. What was I outraged about? I can't seem to remember.


Oh well. How about a group hug?

:grouphug:

Yeah, that's better.


~Writer the Utterly Confused... With Foam~

[MrModerate]

1. It feels so good when the meds kick in. n/t

[Writer]

3. Yeah, man. I'm sipping some beer and downing Quaaludes.

:thumbsup:

[liberal N proud]

2. When you figure out what you were outraged about, maybe you could share

what that little outburst was all about.

Glad you fell better now.

[Writer]

6. Yeah, it's funny. I normally remember what I'm fuming about.

Sorry about the mess, though. :shrug:

[nc4bo]

4. :) Rode that one a few times myself Writer - glad you got it all out. nt

[Writer]

7. Yeah. I'm so glad to have gotten whatever it was off my chest. n/t

[Arctic Dave]

5. Next time, do what I do, count to ten

then kick a repug in the shin. Very therapeutic.

[Writer]

9. I might confuse the repug. I don't think he's ever counted to ten in his life.

And would I kick him in the shin before or after I count to ten?

[Arctic Dave]

17. Well lets see,if you count first and confues the repug

you might be able to kick them twice. Hell, thats almost like being on nirvana's doorstep.

[Writer]

19. Fuck, yeah!

Nihilism is my best friend.

:nuke:

[Parche]

8. Not Having A Good Day?

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hi:

[Writer]

10. I'm fine now, I promise.

Now that I've slobbered two buckets of foam. :P

[Guava Jelly]

11. You are one of a kind M'friend

:rofl: :hi: I love it!

[Writer]

14. What - was I not outraged enough?

Have I NOT gotten my message across succinctly enough?

:nuke:AHHHHHHH! @#$$^%TR%T$WBEYETRYBHBAEW#%W$Y!:nuke:

:P

(Thanks!)

[Guava Jelly]

16. I say

:D

[Writer]

20. Thumbs up our asses... thumbs up our asses...

he has a particularly long thumb.

[monmouth]

12. Wow, thought that was McCain learning how to post on the tubes! Haha. Good rant..n/t

[Writer]

15. I learned today that John McCain is a close relative of mine.

Could that be my dilemma? ((scratches her head))

[Sparkly]

13. I'll bet it was Cling Wrap.

That stuff makes most people fume with rage.

[Writer]

18. Cling Wrap is easy. All I need to do is imagine Roy Orbison wrapped in it.

And then I feel much better.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

[Sparkly]

23. Still, it sticks to itself and not to Roy Orbison.

:P

[Writer]

24. What if you sprayed him down with a hose?

Wouldn't that help?

[Sparkly]

28. I haven't tried that.

Once I tried cooking spray, but then he was all slippery and I accidentally cut him with that ridgy cutter thing on the box that everyone hates. Just in case you wondered what happened to him... you know.

[Writer]

30. No, no, no... cooking oil is not effective. No.

You need MORE friction, not less.

Have you tried rubbing him into the living room carpet?

[Sparkly]

31. Wow!

Haven't tried that! Does that also make him stick to the wall? Because that could be fun for a birthday party.

[Writer]

32. Yeah! I did that with my little niece last year.

Lots of fun. Just like silly putty with static.

[Sparkly]

33. Thanks for the tip.

Cling Wrap should print that on its box. People would get a lot less pissed off at it.

[siligut]

21. WAKE UP

This is our pinch, my friend!

[Writer]

22. And where might you be pinching me?

[salonghorn70]

25. More Sponge Bob

Less politics. :7

[Writer]

27. Perhaps I can use Sponge Bob to soak up all the foam.

[Ichingcarpenter]

26. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge?

Just saying


:eyes:

[Writer]

29. The Lounge? But, why? I was likely angry over something I've read in here.

I'm SURE of it!