McCain: apply him to that old joke about clocks in heaven.

[Democrats_win]

On a visit to heaven, a reported visited the clock room. His guide, an angel, said that these clocks rotate every time someone tells a lie. "Wow," the reporter said, impressed with the precision of such an operation.

"Hey, he said, "where's McCain's clock."

"Oh," replied the angel, "it's over here, we use it as a fan."