A broadcast I would love to see from the m$m...

[blondeatlast]

Live broadcast of any of these dimwits restrained and forced to watch themselves go on for 15-60 minutes about flag pins, stage sets, hairstyles, pantsuits, or (your favorite faux outrage here).

Might be the best damn "reality" TV ever.

First nominee: Pat Buchanan with several dogs in the room. I want to see him get the dogs to howling, then searching frantically for a place to hide, when he finally hits that sharp A he's so striving for.

Second nominee: Joe Scarborough, especially when he's screeching about his "independence," since he can't even convince himself about it; but oh how he tries.

Squirm, assholes--that really IS you.