RNC theme song

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With Alaska in the news (Ted Stevens of "Bridge to Nowhere", corruption trial, and now Palin), and the RNC being held at the site of the interstate bridge that collapsed into the Mississippi, while they celebrate destroying our society's infrastructure, and another hurricane about to remind everyone of their incompetence and contempt for all of America except the super-rich, I think I've found the perfect theme song for their convention.

Based on Simon & Garfunkle's "Bridge Over Troubled Water," here is:

John McCain's Bridge Into Troubled Waters

Well, I'm weary, feeling down,
No birthday cake for me, Gustav bearing down;
I'm on my side. When times are rough,
Good veeps just can't be found.
Like a bridge into troubled waters
I am crashing down.
Like a bridge into troubled waters
I am crashing down.