Shallow, Shrill, Trite

[hatrack]

1. I am a woman with children.

2. I am from a small town, where people work hard.

3. I was a mayor of a small town, and if you believe that's not enough to qualify you for high office, then you hate small towns and the people who live there because you're an elitist.

4. John McCain is a good and strong and wise man.

5. John McCain was a POW.

6. Drilling for oil is really, really important.

7. I like to talk about solar and wind and "clean coal", but mostly, drilling for oil is really, really important.

8. The evil, Evil, EVIL Liberal Media hate me - and you.

9. John McCain was a POW and is a good and strong and wise man.

10. My opponent is weak, deluded, and doesn't have nearly the massive executive experience I do.

11. I can read a speech from a teleprompter.