1). No record to run on...time for Rove to assemble "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
2). Hey, this is pretty awesome...the only thing on the TV is Kerry's Vietnam record...no Iraq, no economy, no health care, none of that crap, just the news media showing the Swift Boat ads 24 hours a day, for free!
3). Hey, wait a minute...is that Kerry fighting BACK? Discussing MY failures? Saying I'm involved in the Swift Boat ads and coming up with names to prove it? Karl, I thought you said he'd fold like a cheap suit and then come and give me a big, sweaty hug, like McCain! Kerry is FIGHTING BACK! KARL! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRL!
4). Well, this is great...the polls show Kerry has taken a hit from the ads...but WAIT, what's this? I'm taking a hit too for running a dirty campaign? D'oh!
5). "Senator Kerry served honorably in Vietnam. He was in harm's way and I was not. Senator Kerry is the wind beneath my wings."
6). "We've accomplished a lot in the last four years, but there is still more to do. If we are strong and resolute, blah blah blah blah blah..."