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[PCIntern]

MY anecdotal poll of people who possess three digit I.Q.'s has shown that many are extremely concerned about the Palin 'nomination' for President. Yes, I mean: for President. Many folks to whom I am speaking daily feel that McCain is a short ride away from oblivion, and that if elected, has a very low chance of remaining President for any length of time. At this time it must be recalled that President Harrison died after 32 days in office, of pneumonia, which he allegedly developed following his inaugural address which was edited by none other than Daniel Webster.

There are many who feel that Palin will be sitting in the Oval Office in no time. No matter how it occurs, God's will may be done and there we shall be. She will be a series of hyphens: We will have a self-described hockey-mom who is a failed-governor of a small-state... familiar? Recall the Republicans' indictment of one Bill Clinton in 1992 for exactly this reason. She is a second-rate beauty pageant runner-up who was a horrendous sportscaster and also-ran communicator. Speaking of which, she attended at least 5 schools and finally graduated it is claimed, with a degree in Communications from the Harvard-of-the-West, University of Idaho. Whereas it has yet to be determined as to why she attended so many schools, we shall assume for the sake of argument that none of the first four schools passed her rigorous academic standards, and so she left in order to find her Holy Grail: a B.A. Degree.

So for all of you who lamented that George W. Bush was the most incurious, anti-intellectual, uninformed, and sociopathic person ever to occupy the White House, FEAR NOT! You are about to be proven wrong if the Republicans Prevail.

NOW GET TO WORK AND WORK FOR THE TICKET FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM!!!