Dean is Vulnerable, and Barney the Dinosaur is a Better Candidate

[slinkerwink]

;-)

Here's my take on why Barney the Dinosaur is a better candidate against Bush. Who could resist this lovable purple dinosaur? Just look at Barney!



After all, we know that the average American voter votes based on appearance. Dean just doesn't cut it with his silver-haired gravitas or his smile.

Barney has it all in spades, and he's got the votes of children who number more than 100 million in this country. Everybody, even Republican children, loves Barney. See those children below?



Who are we to argue with the voters?

[Jack_Dawson]

1. You said it, not me!

[slinkerwink]

20. then I expect you to support Barney if he's the nominee

;-)

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. Barney is Rove's dream candidate

get over it pal. ;)

[slinkerwink]

3. I mean, Barney's purple and we all know what that means

;-)

[incapsulated]

4. Argeed! n/t

[windansea]

14. nice graphic mannnnnnnnnnnn

clark bar..it's what's for dinner

[ozone_man]

28. Nice wave.

Can't you see Dean riding the curl, while the others are tumbling around in the undertow?

[incapsulated]

36. Thanks...

Surf's up!

[BlueEyedSon]

5. Slink, don't pay the detractors any mind.

Obviously, they are getting to you. Or you are wickedly funny.

8^)

[slinkerwink]

13. I'll take the latter

;-)

[Walt Starr]

6. Barney can't win. He has no speedo shot

Without a Speedo shot, a Democrat might as well just give up.

[slinkerwink]

22. but Barney does have a beret shot....

[freespirit2000]

7. No only Barney but also Al

For someone who not only cares, but also understands, look at Al Sharpton!!!

[HFishbine]

8. But, he's a DINO !!! (n/t)

[slinkerwink]

9. rotflmao......

[slinkerwink]

10. rotflmao......

[Scott Lee]

11. Barney is too angry.

Have you ever seen him explode in a debate or an interview? It's not pretty. The guy has a real temper problem and this will turn off the Middle American voter.

[slinkerwink]

16. and didn't Barney once take off his costume head and curse at a kid?

;-) The dangers of being a big purple dinosaur out on the campaign trail....

[Scott Lee]

33. Yes. And he was drunk. Puked all over the poor kid.

It was sickening.

[slinkerwink]

37. say it ain't so to those little children/voters!

[SahaleArm]

12. Dean should paint his face purple - Although sometimes...

it gets that way naturally, depending on how he feels :evilgrin:

[Capn Sunshine]

15. If its on a DU page , it must be true!!!!

[slinkerwink]

18. exactly! I heard it on a web forum

;-)

[Padraig18]

17. Bute he's a DINO, ffs!

You know this is gonna get locked, slinkertwink! :P

[slinkerwink]

19. I know, but I hope the mods will let this one stand for some light humor

because this GD:2004 gets too boring sometimes....

[JohnKleeb]

21. This would be better in the lounge honest

Why did you have to this, now my childhood nightmares of Barney the Dinosaur attacking me as I sleep will come back :(, I will give you an update tommorow. Personally I'll take Dean against the Purple Dino. Being a smartass dont mind me.

[slinkerwink]

23. Barney wants to hug you......

[JohnKleeb]

24. *Screams*

I know better venues of getting hugs anyhow.

[eyesroll]

34. Childhood nightmares of Barney? Dear god, John...

You're making most of us feel older than dirt. (I'm only 28, but I was in college for Barney's peak...)
:)

[JohnKleeb]

35. I am not that young

Yes nightmares. We have to bring Barney :scared: in to the political discussion. Maybe someone should start a Stop Barney movement ;).

[slinkerwink]

38. lol!

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

44. You obviously get the ref

ala the Stop Dean movement,
Stop Barney before my nightmares come back :scared:
Personally is he even aloud to run, hes a dinosaur, to my knowledge foreign born, and not old enogh.

[Rowdyboy]

32. What flawless understatement "But, he's a DINO"

Padraig, you win tonight's prize! :beer:

[Rowdyboy]

25. Grow up! Look at Barney's poll numbers! It's NOT HAPPENING!

Dream of Bedrock and rhe Flintstones all you want, but he has neither the money, nor the endorsements to win this thing.

However, I might reconsider if he could persuade Tinky-Wink to run as his VP. The Tinkster has great southern support and he's not DLC!

[slinkerwink]

29. lol

:yourock:

[Fleshdancer]

26. Barney? Please, we need someone with decades of experience: Elmo

eom

[slinkerwink]

30. but Big Bird Endorsed Barney!

isn't Big Bird's endorsement worth anything?

[eyesroll]

42. To hell with Big Bird. He's trying to subvert the democratic process,

wanting us all to rally around Barney instead of letting us make our own decision before a single vote has been cast.

[slinkerwink]

48. lol! but what about the voters that voted for Big Bird before?

[Forkboy]

27. Well i've read a couple of rumors on other web pages

that Barney is trying to bring up Kerry's cancer again.I can't post links beccause that would prove I'm lying,but trust me...I seen it!

[slinkerwink]

31. I just came upon a pic of Barney taking illegal campaign contributions

[Brian_Expat]

39. Barney is reportedly on the take from Vermont Yankee. . .

. . . apparently, he has even written leftist appeals into his songs that are both too left-wing for America because they support civil unions, but at the same time, far right of the mainstream because they're loaded with support for corporate perks!

[eyesroll]

45. And we all know Big Bird, who endorsed Barney, is too left-winged, too

right-winged, and just too winged in general...

[slinkerwink]

47. and he can fly!

[Rose Siding]

40. HOW CAN I SUPPORT DEAN ANYMORE!!!?

I NEED TO FIND A MESSAGE BOARD WHERE I CAN EXPRESS MY SUDDEN AND SINCERE DOUBTS!!!

Where, oh where will I find massed sympathy for my plight?

[slinkerwink]

41. lol, start by creating a new username, go up to 15 or 100 posts

and then post your conversion story. ;-)

[Brian_Expat]

43. Come over to Skeletor. . .

He's warm and cuddly now, and definitely a role model for little kids. All these people dwelling on his history as a supervillain are clearly distorting the record to support the unelectable utopian pie-in-the-sky Barney leftism.

[Rowdyboy]

46. POLL: Should Barney release his "records"?

Just how controversial is "I love you, you love me..."?

Tonight, on Nightline

[slinkerwink]

49. clearly Barney is pandering to the voters.....

[Moderator]

50. Locking...

Not content for this forum.

Thanks,

DU Moderator