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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:48 PM
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Sarah Palin is so stupid that
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Ozma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:49 PM
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1. She thinks she's smarter than Obama!
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ericgtr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:49 PM
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2. She thinks that Montreal is in France n/t
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johnnyrocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:50 PM
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3. She thinks she thinks.
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:50 PM
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4. She would lose on Jeopardy to George W. Bush*
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mwei924 Donating Member (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:50 PM
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5. She's voting for John McCain.
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:50 PM
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6. She thanked the pranksters for praising the Larry Flynt porn flick about her.
:rofl:
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joop Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:56 PM
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12. now that is stupid.
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:50 PM
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7. She doesn't get the joke is her.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:51 PM
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8. her photographic memory ran out of film. n/t
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:52 PM
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9. She sold her car to get some gas money.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:52 PM
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10. it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes
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JohnMcCant2008 Donating Member (464 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:54 PM
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11. she couldn't find her own ass with both hands and a flashlight.
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timontheleft Donating Member (147 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:58 PM
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13. she thinks she has what it takes to be Vice-President.
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BunkerHill24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 07:59 PM
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14. In what regard, Mtnsnake?
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:01 PM
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20. She thought a blowjob was a real job
So I guess in that regard, she's pretty dam stupid, BunkerHill24 :evilgrin:
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BunkerHill24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:07 PM
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25. Ha ha ha ......that's pretty bad
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Tuvok Obama Donating Member (380 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:00 PM
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15. She thought the Pricilla Presley memoir, "Elvis and Me"...
...was about Elvis and her.
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liberal renegade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:00 PM
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16. she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.
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Sensitivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:00 PM
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17. She thinks HUSTLER does political DOCUMENTARIES
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KathieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:00 PM
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18. She eats soup with a fork.
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crossroads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:01 PM
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19. She thinks she is gonna be the next VP!
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:03 PM
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21. when she met Mick Jagger, she said, "See, now, it's true!!" because she could find
no moss growing on him.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:04 PM
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22. She stared at the O.J. can because it said "Concentrate"
:D
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Willo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:04 PM
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23. She chanted "drill, baby drill" at the solar panel factory.
imagine if that were true. :rofl:
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:06 PM
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24. so stupid that she thinks she might be president some day
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ladywnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:08 PM
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26. that blondes finally have someone to make jokes about!!!!!!
Edited on Sat Nov-01-08 08:09 PM by ladywnch
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namahage Donating Member (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:12 PM
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27. she gives a "shout-out" to the Phillies in Western PA
which is a bit like congratulating the 49ers in Oakland.
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Hans Delbrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:24 PM
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28. She doesn't understand that the First Admendment
protects speech from government interference NOT fact-checking reporters. :wtf:
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:26 PM
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29. She thinks Moby Dick is a venerial disease
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Window Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:31 PM
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30. ROTFLMAO!
You guys are killing me.
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CitizenPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 08:32 PM
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31. she thinks she's the mwoc because she can shoot a helpless wolf from
an airplane with a gun.
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FLyellowdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:12 PM
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32.  when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:14 PM
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33. She thinks she "Maybe" be President "in 8 years"
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:15 PM
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34. she brushes her teeth by numbers.
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political_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:15 PM
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35. She thought she actually spoke with French President Nicolas Sarkosy!
<*drumroll, rimshot*>

:)
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JTFrog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:20 PM
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36. I can see Russia through her ears. n/t
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:26 PM
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37. when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:27 PM
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38. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 10:34 PM
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39. she thinks she will have a political career after next Tuesday.
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