WHATEVER you do, do NOT call Palin pretending to be Osama or Ahmadinejad!

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That would be totally unfair to scam her on THAT.

Besides. She and McCain will KNOW how to tell if an Osama tape is fake.

Just like we knew that the yellowcake was real RIGHT OFF!

Anyway, the GOP is just about to get Osama. Any day now.

When McCain called Putin the "president of Germany," called the Czech Republic "Czechoslovakia," and called Georgia head Saakashvilli his "good friend" but referred to him as "Shoshkabeelee," those were just innocent slips of the tongue.

Just like writing a "B" backwards is an innocent mistake.

McCain, Palin and the GOP are totally ready on foreign policy and totally ready to lead this country.

Oh -- and they're closing the gap, getting a second wind, rising in the polls and gonna win on Election Day.

Especially since Obama is a commie Marxist leftist terra-ist socialist atheist-Muslim radical, BEIN' as how he ain't no NASCAR guy since we just gotta drill baby drill winkety wink wink.

You betcha doggone it.

Darn tootin,' snuggle muffin.