The McCain camp has only one option left! They need to bring out their most inspiring surrogate!

[Quixote1818]

He was on "Meet the Press" today but they need to use him and abuse him for the next 48 hours if they really want to win! They need the man who can bring crowds to their feet, cause Nascar dads to weep and Stepford wives to feel like baking cookies to their hearts content. They need an inspirational figure who will bring out tens of millions of staunch Republicans inspired to carve backward B's in their cheeks, lead them down the bridge to nowhere all walking in lockstep and holding their stuffed "Obama" Monkeys, torches and pitchforks. A roar will emanate from the crowd as they scream "Death to the fake Americans and Obama is a terrorist!"

Only this kind of leadership will cause tens of Millions see the light and follow McCain to VICTORY!

There is only one man who can do it! Only one man who has the mo-jo!













I give you McCain's last best chance! Fred "I am tired" Thompson!

[uppityperson]

1. I thought you were leading up to Osama

[Quixote1818]

4. That actually would have been a more profound post. Wish I had thought of that. nt

[mrih]

2. Optionally

They could also dig up the remains of Ronald Reagan and play weekend at Bernie's with his corpse in a desperate attempt to gain those Right leaning Democrats.

[Cha]

3. Yeah, how did tired fred

manage on mtp? Was it him and brokaw against Kerry?

[MichiganVote]

5. OMG its the dog face! Did they really parade the dog face out today?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. Living in the black lagoon must be the secret to his good looks

There must be something in that mud.

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. Here's Fred on Wednesday morning

[Drunken Irishman]

8. How many times did he clear his throat in that annoyingly loud way?

[FVZA_Colonel]

9. Ah, Senator Foghorn Leghorn.

I suppose the good Senator Droopy Dog wasn't available.

[crossroads]

10. Loved your post! So funny! Thanks...

OMG... Fred needs botox! What happened to him... that's plain scary!
CR

[bluedawg12]

11. Droopy is dynamic.

[TheDonkey]

12. I think it is time McCain unleashed Bush. Let Dubya work his magic

Close the deal with the American people. I'm begging you McCain, use Bush!