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[WeDidIt]

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It's all Birth Certificate Tinfoilhat Nuttery ALL TEH FRIGGIN' TIME these days!!!

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It's just so absurd!

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[tabatha]

1. They are delusional.

They certainly are faith-based rather than fact-based.

[agentS]

2. I've heard of "out to breakfast" but these guys are

so far lost they're no longer in right field. It's like they ran into the bleachers to catch the ball.

[Fire1]

3. I don't know how you stand it!

[rove karl rove]

4. OMG, you're right

It's everywhere, one post after another. They are analyzing pixels to death.

[WeDidIt]

9. It's now a litmus test

They're even starting to ban long time members who question the Birth Certificate tinfoilhatnuttery.

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[PatGund]

12. Laugh!!!!!

Sounds right. Before the convention, Joseph Cannon caught a shitload of flak from his fellow PUMAs for questioning the birth certificate thing. Now that the freepers have gone gaga about it, it's not surprising they do the same.

[jberryhill]

15. Talk about an exercise in natural selection....

Are they really?

The Rudy Giuliani purge was pretty massive.

Do you mean people who attempt to inject a wee bit of sanity, or ones who declare it to be outright nuts?

Because all they are going to have left are pot-stirrers and lunatics.

The pot-stirrers are subtle. They'll drop an undocumented fact into one thread, and then pick up in another thread with "I read somewhere that <insert undocumented fact>". It's a self-feeding cycle over there on this subject, and most of them can't grasp the few salient facts necessary to realize it is utter crazy talk. What's made it better are the competing mutually-exclusive alternate theories, which make it harder for the mouth-breathers to understand what's wrong with any single one of them.

[Twenty3]

25. Self-feeding cycle...

They dismiss the birth certificate Obama posted as "long since determined to be a forgery" -- AS IF some unbiased third party expert examined it and came to that conclusion. Every now and then some n00b will say "Oh really? I didn't know it actually turned out to be a forgery! WOW." And so the misinformation spreads.

[WeDidIt]

28. And all they have is an unidentified anonymous member

who has admitted he is not a proffesional in identifying fraudulent documents, thus could never testify as an expert witness.

On top of that, he used a redacted copy of a scan to declare it fraudulent, never having seen the hard copy.

[Twenty3]

31. Don't forget "everyone"

in Kenya. Where it's "common knowledge" that Barack Obama was born there -AND- is a Muslim.

I guess that settles it!

[WeDidIt]

27. They're purging the ones who try to inject a wee bit of sanity

I've seen them ban members who joined as far back as 2002 so far for simply questioning the conspiracy theories.

[jberryhill]

32. That's sad

Even on something like Terry Schiavo - I don't remember the sane ones being summarily sent packing.

They also kept around principled conservatives that objected to the Patriot Act, unwarranted electronic surveillance, and torture. There are some core principles on which even die hard wingnuts and liberals agree, and for the same reasons.

But the BC threads on FR are like reading the "legal theories" of tax resisters.

A while back, there was an intentional effort on the part of folks at Stormfront and other white supremacist sites to take over FR, and they had even provided advice on "how not to seem too over-the-top" on FR.

I think they hit the tipping point.

[WeDidIt]

33. I think you've hit the nail on the thread

There are long time Stormfronters who have been members on multiple sites for years that are now exerting their power all oer the BC thing.

You can see it in the posts. There is some pretty blatant racism expressed that would never have flown even two years ago.

[AllentownJake]

23. Great to see the purge has begun

Seriously at the rate they want to "purge" people to obtain conservative purity...the GOP will be the equivalent of the Libertarians.

[and-justice-for-all]

5. Take that from them and what will they have...

NOTHING.

[Demobrat]

6. Hey, if it keeps them busy and happy

and out of trouble, what's the harm? As long as they have hope that they can somehow prove he's not eligible to be POTUS and invalidate the election, they're not fantasizing about doing him bodily harm. So I say throw them a ray of hope - that's right freepers, he's NOT ELIGIBLE - so just keep digging, and digging, and digging, and digging ....

[mwb970]

30. They think McCain is going to be appointed president soon by the Supreme Court!

(Gee, just like the Chimp!)

Then they hope he dies quickly so that Sarah would become president (every American's dream). Someone else posts an arcane theory that when Obama is disqualified as president (any minute now) and McCain takes over, Biden will still be vice president, so the country will be run by a McCain-Biden team, which is evidently not what they want. They want the brainless airhead Sarah and nobody else will do!

It's hard to see how that site can get any crazier, but I'm willing to bet that it will.

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[ronnykmarshall]

7. Still?

Poor stupid little fuckers.

[riverwalker]

8. reminds me of a pig pen

when you need to go in the pen and do something, and need to distract the pigs, you throw some food in the corner and all the pigs go over and snort around at the food. Then you can do whatever you had to do in there, and they leave you alone.
For the next four years, all we have to do is yell "birth certificate!" or "Fairness doctrine!" and all the Rush pigs and Hannity pigs, Mike Gallager piggies will go squealing and snorting in the corner.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. LOL!

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[GarbagemanLB]

11. enjoy your short stay.

[WeDidIt]

13. And he gets the edit in for the save

Too bad I missed the original posting.

[Thothmes]

14. sorta like the issue of whether McCain was a U.S. Citizen

ate up a lot of space on the forum a few months ago.

[jefferson_dem]

16. It's a real hoot. One thread had a comment that said...

"If this story (the bogus birth certificate one) had more legs, it would be a centipede." :rofl:

What a bunch of delusional fuck-ups. Must suck really bad to be them.

[BlooInBloo]

17. I assume everyone has seen Obama's 1961 Hawaii newspaper birth announcement?

http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Obama_1961_birth_announcement_from_Honolulu_Advertiser

[jberryhill]

20. What's interesting about that, and the other newspaper birth announcement

...is that it was dug up by a birth certificate conspiracy theorist who was looking for its absence, but had the integrity to report finding it.

[BlooInBloo]

21. Ah - that is interesting.

[AllentownJake]

22. Time Travel

David Axelrod can travel back in time...he planted that...

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[BlooInBloo]

24. Of course. :)

[Catherine Vincent]

18. Can you believe the Houston Chronicle reported on this crapola?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6145787.html

[jberryhill]

26. YES - a new development - next phase, cannibalism

As tinfoil theories evolve, they tend to split into competing theories. PatGund has elsewhere posted a list of the three or four main species of "not a natural born citizen" arguments.

I have found the first evidence tonight that advocates of one theory are going to start accusing advocates of another theory of intentional disinfo:


To: FreeAtlanta

The Kenyan birth thing is a dry hole designed to block inquiry into Hussein’s status upon returning from Indonesia.

18 posted on Thursday, December 04, 2008 12:01:52 AM by fso301

[mwb970]

29. After bush's relentless assaults on the Constitution, it's weird to read

... of the intense Freeper concern for that document. They are truly in the ozone on this one. Obama Derangement Syndrome strikes deep, apparently.