Holy f@#$ing GOD!!11!@!@!!!!

[Writer]

Barack Obama's fucking up EVERYTHING!@!!! I can't believe it - it's like a fucking nightmare. Where's the gasoline and matches? I can't handle it. I'm going to have to start drinking slow gin while chewing aspirin raw to take it all in. His cabinet appointments are like sharp pokes to teh eye with an ice pick!!!!! Rahm; Emmanuel is A CORPORATIST! Did you hear that aright??? A CORPORATIST!!!!!1 I'm afraid of this whole GAtes thing, too. He's a REpub. He shouldn't be in a Democratic administration. Does this now mean Obama's a REPUBLICAN/??? Holy fucking JGod. I'm totally floored. I haven't been able to sleep for the last 72 freaking hours because I've been too busy trying to find out the truth of all this... AND I don't like ANY OF IT!

We're screwn. Ttoally screwn. I need to find a new place to live. The Amazonian Jungle, maybe.

[Coexist]

1. I've been practicing my soap recipes myself.

[Tribetime]

2. I'm concerned for your concern cerealuslee

[frogcycle]

3. That's "sloe" gin, not "slow"

[HughMoran]

17. lol

I immediately looked for a post correcting that :rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

4. Ya forgot the the (sigh) (button)

:sarcasm:

[Writer]

5. Oh shit! Oh shit!

Teh sarcasm thingy. I TOTALLY FOFRGOT BECAUSE II'M FREAKING AOUT SO MUCCHHH!

[FrenchieCat]

6. When do we start impeachment proceedings?

Might as well start early,
cause last time it was really late before anyone really caught on.

:shrug:

[BootinUp]

8. Maybe we should coordinate with

the freeps?

[FrenchieCat]

12. Hell, I don't even think they want him to take office.......

something about a birth certificate that must be certified by our founding fathers.... :(

[FarLeftRage]

7. K & R!!!!!

:popcorn:

[Dinger]

9. Is That Like Regular God?

I'm confused.

[nc4bo]

13. I think it's the Republican God-lite variety. nt

[Dinger]

14. Oh, O.K. nt

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. I think you should stay away from comedy in your writings

You don't seem to get many DUzys but keep trying

[tosh]

11. Hey, you've always got Jeb's "shadow gov" to fall back on.

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

15. the first step out of denial is sarcasm.

[nc4bo]

16. I love posts like these. It's like driving past a wrecked semi on I-95

that was carrying a full load of chickens on their way to the Tyson plant....and cheering on the scampering chickens as they escape (driver is ok).

So much fun and good for a chuckle and a :thumbsup: :hi:

[liberalmuse]

18. And I thought Boosh was bad.

This guy is doing the EXACT OPPOSITE. He's even picking competent, experienct peoples for his cabinit! I can't handel it!

[CitizenPatriot]

19. Relax Writer

God has opened a door. As it was written in the pledge of allegiance by the founding fathers of this great christian nation. All we require of you is:

Turn in your weapons at 08:00.
Pay 80% socialist tax initiates at 09:00 (whites only).
Get on knees and face mecca at 10:00.
Whatever you do, don't turn around.

[nc4bo]

20. O deer jeezuse. PE Obama hates beetz1!11

CNN reporter warns the public and the WH chef.

Weer doomed!

[mkultra]

21. OM FUCKING GODZ!1! HES A FUCKING MUSLIN

WE HAVE ALL BEEN FOOLED. STOCK UP ON DUCT TAPE AND PLASTIC NOW!!!!