hey, all you morons!

[leftofthedial]

criticism isn't a call for a lynching.



for those of you who aren't morons, why are you reading this?

[donco6]

1. I'm not hopelessly incurious? n/t

[sohndrsmith]

40. beautiful. : ) I am hopelessly curious. A full blown addict. n/t

[ddeclue]

2. Please avoid calling DU'ers "morons"...

otherwise I agree with the point about criticism.

[leftofthedial]

4. I just provided a non-specific label.

readers choose freely to self-identify or not.

[SpiralHawk]

37. If you must insult Americans, try the proper Homelander spelling: morans

Unlike Americans, Republicon Homelanders and their, um, ilk prefer their own bastarized version of both truth, and spelling...

[leftofthedial]

39. It's a HUGH mistake to use the actual word.

and a SERIES breach of protocol.

But since I wasn't referring to morans, but to fellow DUers, I opted for English.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

43. Should we instead call them

shit for brains?

Okay... I am just in a mood today... I think that morons fits at times.

[HopeFor2006]

3. Oh sorry

I thought you said "morans"

[nc4bo]

5. The exclamation point drew me in like a moth to the flame....

Please excuse me for disrupting.

[leftofthedial]

6. bzzzzzzt!

I love bug zappers!

Don't you?

...two more exclamation points for you! Make that three! ..er, four.

[pocoloco]

7. Woops....

I thought you meant morans.

[Drunken Irishman]

8. Moron.

[leftofthedial]

9. poop head.

[Drunken Irishman]

13. $%!@^

[leftofthedial]

14. I know you are but what am I?

[Drunken Irishman]

16. A moron.

DUH!

:P

[leftofthedial]

20. hoist by my own pitard.

[cali]

26. that would be petard, genius. duh.

[leftofthedial]

28. i thought it was ritard

jean luc ritard.

[dionysus]

10. he's not even sworn in yet dipshit.

:eyes:

[leftofthedial]

12. that point is utterly irrelevant snotface.

:puke:

[Tribetime]

11. it's spelled moran

[leftofthedial]

15. are you SERIES?

[bluedigger]

17. Huh?

Whut?

[Kaleva]

18. I can't resist these types of threads

[mkultra]

19. im not a moron and i read it to see if YOU are

you frickin moron.

[leftofthedial]

21. who are you calling frickin?

[Sheepshank]

22. Frickin?

pickin chikin lickin!!!!

[bridgit]

23. "criticism" is really only tolerated by a slight few; it therefore befalls me to inform...

You'll need to STFU!!!!!! :rant:

[leftofthedial]

29. spoken like a true blue new democrat

[camera obscura]

24. You misspelled "moran".

[leftofthedial]

30. that would be HUGH too

[cali]

25. lol. and no one ever said it was,

hysteria, hyperbole and ad homs.

pathetic, dearie.

[leftofthedial]

31. you're right, I'm pathetic.

and I can't spell "moran" or "petard."

No one at DU has ever resorted to hyperbole in attacking Obama critics. Any of us who think they have are pathetic, hysterical exaggerators. No one who ever called me "pathetic" or accused me of "hysteria" (or implicitly of lying) ever resorted to hyperbole, hysteria or ad hominem. Not here in the home of the true blue new "democrats."

[Alter Ego]

27. Bite my glorious golden ass, meatbag.

[leftofthedial]

33. The Golden Ass sounds like something out of Homer.

Are you Greek?

[Alter Ego]

36. It's what Bizarro Bender from an episode of Futurama says.

Bender normally says "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

[leftofthedial]

38. SO you are Greek?

I mean geek.;-)

[Arugula Latte]

42. That would be like something out of Apuleius.

Sheesh.

Philistine.



:P

[leftofthedial]

46. who are you calling a palestinian?

I'm more of a philatelist.

[Arugula Latte]

49. Or maybe a philanderer

:hide:

[leftofthedial]

51. what goes around . . .

[lame54]

32. I thought you were calling a meeting

[leftofthedial]

34. I was.

If you hadn't been late, you could have gotten donuts.

[lame54]

35. Being a true moron...

I got lost

[Soylent Brice]

41. hey, i'm a moron!!

stop being critical of my ilk. lol

[Occam Bandage]

44. Hey, moron OP!

Counter-criticism isn't censorship.

[leftofthedial]

47. although systematic calls for critics to shut the hell up

is a call for censorship (of sorts)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

45. I felt

compelled to peek. It was the curiosity that killed me.

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

48. meow...

[leftstreet]

50. OH YEAH? WELL WHAT IS YOUR ALTERNATIVE??!!!11

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

52. In the immortal words of Johnny Cash,

"alternative to what?"