Always remember the motto of the International Food Preservation Society:

[Jackpine Radical]

Yes, We Can!

[Kutjara]

1. That goes straight to the top of my list of...

...worst jokes of all time. It's a doozy (and, no doubt, a DUzy).

Thanks for making me groan (but in a good way).

[BrklynLiberal]

2. That was actually painful....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lasher]

3. That was pretty lame, dude.

You remind me of me.

[panader0]

4. And the motto of the Brotherhood of Can Openers?

Yes, We Uncan?

[Jackpine Radical]

6. That was a rather jar-ring comment. Please

put a lid on it before something bad o-Kerrs.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Are you their "opening" act?

If not, I want my money back.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. Get a grip.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. You "handled" that very well, I must say.

:yourock:

[BuyingThyme]

7. Put a lid on it.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Beat ya.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7960871&mesg_id=7960907

[BuyingThyme]

9. Sorry... Stick a cork in it.

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Just ahd to get in another plug, huh?