My Obama cutout was fondled, kissed and groped many times

[zulchzulu]

I have an Obama cutout that I used on many, many occasions during 2007 and 2008 and saw firsthand as so many people would kiss the cutout, and in some instances, actually knock over the cutout as they tried to get in a position for a photograph.



As mentioned in another post, these two women (left from Holland, right from Spain) were so excited to see an Obama cutout that they both were kissing it (him?) before I got a chance to take the photo of that...um... act. There were MANY women, children and a few men who "overly" enjoyed the cutout.

If you look closely, there are some knicks and bumps on the cutout. This is mostly from wildly crazed cutout admiration over almost a year-and-a-half exposure to the public.

For the record, the Obama cutout is now standing in my music studio in a corner nice and safe from groping cutout abusers. It (he?) is very happy.

I hope this helps with the quandary regarding other cutouts and their experiences...

:hi:

[mwei924]

1. THOSE WOMEN ARE BLATANTLY OPPRESSING MEN!

[Kahuna]

6. That's right. It's not only Obama they're objectifying, but ALL MEN..

all over the world...:sarcasm:

[mwei924]

8. Not only that but THEY ARE SCHEMING TO PROMOTE AN EVIL SEXIST AGENDA!!!!

[5thGenDemocrat]

35. Yes they are

And God bless them for it.
John
I love being objectified and deeply appreciate women who do it.

[Saturday]

2. Show us a picture of a drunk Hillary worker....

grabbing Obama's balls and you'll have a good case. Oh wait, that would not only be acceptable but encouraged by men.

[sandnsea]

4. I'm a woman

and I can totally see a couple of ladies getting drunk and doing that at a party. I don't know what kind of, person, would pretend it wouldn't happen. Maybe the kind of people whose lips are so pure they've never uttered the f word either, I don't know. Blech.

[mwei924]

10. I'd definitely do that after like 4 beers.

Still don't get the sexism though. It's crude and tasteless, but then again, so was "Pineapple Express", which I enjoyed.

[zulchzulu]

11. Most of the time, it was before noon when my Obama cutout was out

I remember a couple instances where a few students were surrounding the cutout and a couple had their faces level with the cutout's belt level. Perhaps with a vivid imagination...

[Occam Bandage]

26. So...the lesson is...that men are not as offended by stupid shit?

Great.

[hendo]

30. men are rarely offended by "stupid sh*t"

in fact, we often find it hilarious.

[Skittles]

34. saying what men like is hardly any kind of defense

[hendo]

45. a defense against doing stupid sh*t?

I think the real question is, why is anyone offended by a a stupid drunk?

[Skittles]

46. no

the real question is why would such a fairly high-profile guy act so fucking stupid?

[hendo]

47. because he was drunk?

Drunk people do stupid things all the time.

[Skittles]

48. LOL - GREAT DEFENSE!!!

:rofl:

[hendo]

49. have you never done something stupid

when drunk?

Granted in this case, he probably wasn't drunk when he was stupid enough to post the photo online, but still.

[Scout]

50. many people USE being drunk as an excuse to do what is otherwise unacceptable n/t

[hendo]

52. if only we handled being drunk like they do in Japan

if you are drunk, nothing you do can be held against you.

[SwampG8r]

53. and they know

gutter walking commode hugging drunk as a mother f**ker in japan

at least thats the way i remember it
when they get drunk they get DRUNK!!!

[hendo]

55. damn straight

although some of it is an act too. It is polite to act drunker than you are in japan. It shows your host that you are having a good time.

[Scout]

57. that's pretty fucking stupid

did you forget the sarcasm thingy?

"i was drunk when i raped her, so you can't hold it against me"

"i was drunk when i picked that bar fight and beat that guy up, so you can't hold it against me"

[hendo]

58. are you really that.

stupid to think that raping and fights go unpunished in Japan?

Its more along the lines of stupid behavior that goes unpunished. Like you can say anythign about anyone and not get in trouble for it.

[Scout]

59. are you really that stupid that you can't say what you mean?

"if you are drunk, nothing you do can be held against you"

that's what you said ... not my fault if that is not what you meant.

:shrug:

[hendo]

61. do i really have to spell everything out? NT

[Scout]

64. just say what you mean ... it does help to spell it properly n/t

[hendo]

65. Things that are illegal in the US are illegal in Japan

Does that help you get it?

[Scout]

67. just say what you mean instead of babbling n/t

[Scout]

51. maybe because most of the stupid shit done is perpetrated by men? n/t

[Whisp]

33. Mark Penn had interest in busting union skulls in Colombia

and he's Hillary's friend, but he wasn't drunk, so I guess that's ok.

good gawd

[AtomTan]

44. Mote, meet beam.

Sexist much?

[Withywindle]

3. Pretty sure the one at the headquarters I saw in WI had lipstick stains on the mouth.

Possibly elsewhere as well.

[IndianaJones]

5. saw one that someone put a KFC logo on...but that wasn't racist. nt.

[polichick]

7. I doubt that other cutout thing would've generated so much interest if...

...the guys had been kissing it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. That's totally different.

What they did to the cardboard Hillary was completely different in every single way, and I'm sick and tired of people making fun of my stupid opinions. I'm taking my Lois Griffin cutout and boycotting Hawaii!

[Rebubula]

38. Lois?!?

GIGGITY...GIGGITY

[snooper2]

12. mmmm...Holland and Spain..

I'm leaning Spain, but I would have to see how they work the cardboard before I make up my mind

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

13. There were others in the group...

...from France, Brazil and the Ukraine. Some kind of modeling tour that went through Madison... very nice people and all really psyched for an Obama victory.

Ah... those were the days...

[progressoid]

22. Some kind of modeling tour ??

Damn, that never happened during the campaign here! :spank:

[zulchzulu]

24. It wasn't affiliated with the Obama campaign...

As was the case with the Madison WI Dane County Farmers Market in the summer, it's the biggest of its kind in the US. So when over 20,000 people from all over the World all converge, you are bound to see and meet people from everywhere.

Many, many Europeans gravitated to the Obama table to talk, pose (and grope) the Obama cutout and take photos and get some Obama merch to bring back to their country. An Obama button on a French person's backpack would be pretty damn cool...

Even though it was rather fleeting, the dozen or so women who were part of some modeling tour stopped by and took photos and talked in accented English... I was lucky to break away and snap a couple photos...

[JimGinPA]

14. K&R

[Hissyspit]

15. Are they twisting his nipples?

Ow.

(Sorry :blush:)

[zulchzulu]

16. Hey...Barack can take it, baby! n/t

[Clio the Leo]

17. What is in cut-out Barack's hands? NT

[question everything]

18. Where is the photos where you are groping a sexual part of him?

Yeah, I know. Breasts are for feeding, not a sexual organ. Give me a break!

And, what post are you holding in the new administration? Or perhaps you are with Senator Craig or Congressman Foley?

[Forkboy]

19. I love seeing you thrash about.

It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[zulchzulu]

20. Let let the dogs out! Who...who...who...who...

I didn't grope my Obama cutout. Mmmkay?

[FlaGranny]

37. Are you absolutely sure?

Do you know where you put your hands every single time you picked it up to carry it? You just may have touched your cardboard's private parts.

[Occam Bandage]

29. Ham and mortar.

[Jackeens]

21. I'm sorry zulchzulu, but I've already apologised.

:-)

[question everything]

23. If you are so dense, read this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4612682

[zulchzulu]

25. Are we human or are we denser?

Poor Dee Dee had to get in the headlines over some friggin' cardboard that even Hillary said was no big deal...

[boppers]

32. Great, now you're bringing mormon pop-rock into this?

:rofl:

/cues up that song to listen to... again

[zulchzulu]

40. The Killers are Mormons?

Wow...

[EastTennesseeDem]

27. Is that actually Mila Kunis on the right?

First thing I thought.

[zulchzulu]

28. Um... no... but she was very striking and obviously a funny gal

Photos don't do some people justice. She was quite beautiful... here for a minute and gone....

[SwampG8r]

54. just saw mila in BOOT CAMP mmmm mmmm mmmmmm

sigh.....

[mtnsnake]

31. Now THAT is a funny thread title

Can you imagine anyone cruising by this place and they read that title without knowing what we've been talking about? Their eyes would bug out! :evilgrin:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

36. Your cardboard cut-out gets more action that I do...

Harumph!

[zulchzulu]

39. LOOK!!! More evidence!!!

[gmoney]

41. At night, he's almost convincing

If that woman in the last picture said "Oh look, I had my picture taken with Obama last night" I'd have to look twice. :) I think she has her left hand on his flat ass.

Cool photos..

[Jennicut]

42. OMG...its cardboard Obama! I must take my picture with it.

I love these pictures, everyone seems so happy just to take a pic with fake Obama, that man gets a lot of love.

[zulchzulu]

43. People would actually cry with joy when I gave them a button or bumpersticker

I have some video of the Obama table where you can hear people giggling and laughing when they are getting their photo taken with the Obama cutout.

My most amazing Obama cutout experience was when I was at the African Music Festival in Madison where I had the cutout and was registering people to vote. It was amazing to see people from Africa standing next to the cutout... they were so proud... it was almost too much.

[psychmommy]

63. there are some questionable pics in that group

see that woman stooping in front of the cutout in a suggestive manner. the girl with her arms around him in a passionate embrace. my fav's are the guy standing behind him and the lady with her head on his shoulder. those are awesome pics, thanks for sharing. i wonder what that cutout would go for on ebay (insert evil laugh).

[MadBadger]

56. My friend wanted to take your cutout a couple months ago

He was actually gonna go up and ask. I didnt know it was yours, though I put two and two together when you mentioned you had one the other day. I told him that it the person it belonged to probably wouldnt want to lose the cutout.

[zulchzulu]

60. I had quite a few people ask for the cutout...

I told them to cut it out!

BTW, how are liking the snow...

brrrrr....

[Enrique]

62. i like their uniform

black knit top, faded jeans, belt. but it's normally worn by Asian women. :shrug:

Is that capitol square in Madison, WI? Looks familiar...

[zulchzulu]

66. Yep..

Capitol Square in Madison last November 1... about 65 degrees warmer...