SECOND WARNING: on Jan. 20, you'll need to cover yourself with a tarp.

[kay1864]

Thousands of Freepers' heads will be exploding when they hear:

"I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear..."



It's gonna get messy, folks.

Be prepared.




:rofl:



(Yes, he will be using his full name: http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081210/pl_politico/16406_1 )

[11 Bravo]

1. In the ensuing mass explosions there will be blood and pus, but virtually no actual brain matter.

[ZombieHorde]

6. And here I was, hoping for a feast.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. It will be worse than being on the front row at a Gallhagher performance during

a Sledge-O-Matic demonstration.

[nichomachus]

3. Actually, it will just be like

a lot of balloons popping -- more noise than substance.

[monmouth]

4. I still laugh when remembering Barack at that Roast for Catholic Charities

when he stated (paraphrasing here) "obviously those responsible for naming me had no idea I would be running for President of the United States." I loved it.....

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Listen closely

or you'll miss the subtle *PAFF!* marking the demise of exploding freeper heads.

[ZombieHorde]

7. A tarp? Fuck that! I will strip off all of my clothes and roll around in the blood in ecstacy.

I had more to say, but it got a little gross. I often save myself some grief when I read my posts before pressing 'post message'.

[VOX]

10. No shame in it, ZH -- you're a man of action!

And your imagery is nifty in its tastelessness! ;)

Cheers -- :toast:

[Shiver]

8. Those that don't explode will have to suffer through...

... The Five Stages of Freeper Grief

:rofl:

[Phx_Dem]

9. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

:applause::patriot:

[JBear]

11. Ak Ak!

Ak! Ak ak akak!

:bounce: