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PuppyBismark Donating Member (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:56 PM
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Great Repub Joke from Blogger on Huffington Post
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Do you think that So-called President-elect Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President-elect Barack Obama... when you don't know s.h.i.t?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:58 PM
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1. THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I NEEDED THAT!
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firedupdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:58 PM
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2. Heard it before but it always makes me laugh! n/t
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:03 PM
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3. !
:spray:
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:08 PM
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4. Bwahahahahahahaha....
that's great :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Joe Chi Minh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 08:00 PM
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5. Tremendous!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 08:34 PM
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6. hahahaha!
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:19 PM
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7. I must now repeat that to my Repub Dad when he starts picking on Obama
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 11:18 PM
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8. Smack...I'm glad it wasn't the parachute joke......
:silly:
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