How did bush get so good at dodging flying objects??

[meow mix]

he looks like an expert... laura?

[tekisui]

1. condi.....?

[BrklynLiberal]

2. I was going to say Laura..

[Lisa]

16. that kind of conditioning would have to happen early in life ...

Bar, maybe?

[BrklynLiberal]

20. She was on my list right after Laura....really.

[Ian David]

3. He was drunk and already in the process of falling down. n/t

[Starry Messenger]

4. DTs

[mockmonkey]

5. from...

dodging flying Pretzels?

[Sarah Ibarruri]

6. How much you want to bet he's been trained in dodging bullets?

He's an evil piece of shit and knows how people hate him.

[jody]

7. He's been dodging the truth and personal responsibility in a life filled with failure. n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. I'd have to go with Laura and Barbara Bush on this ..... it was in

Kitty Kelly's Book on the Bushes.

[Muttocracy]

9. he owned a baseball team - did he ever play?

if so, I can imagine his teammates aiming a bit high.

[salguine]

10. He's been practicing on questions for the last eight years.

[BeatleBoot]

11. I don't know. How DOES Bush get so good at dodging flying objects?

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Oh. I thought you were setting up a joke...

[damntexdem]

12. Other chimps?

[Pab Sungenis]

13. Baseball.

I wouldn't be surprised if the pitchers always tried to bean him.

[bahrbearian]

14. Cocain,

[Bombtrack]

15. He's got 2 brothers, and they all seem to be agressive dipshits

I'm sure there were constant shenanigans going on his whole youth. I guess that stuff just stays with you.

If only Bush had gone into a career in paintball instead of politics.

[Whalestoe]

17. He's been ducking out of trouble his whole life--why would it be any different now?

[Jackeens]

18. Well, the shit's been flying for 8 years, so he's well used to ducking. n/t

[mtnsnake]

19. He wasn't ducking

That's how he tries to catch objects thrown at him or hit in his direction. He was a lousy infielder in T-ball, too, because he always ducked the same exact way whenever someone hit a weak line drive at him.