OK... all DU agents... prepare to copy..

[ddeclue]

Operation 12X25 is on...

Begin now... Today we take out the Twelve Drummers Drumming...

Tomorrow will be the Eleven Pipers Piping..

Consult the code book and check in...

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

1. My current security clearance ...

... under this operation does not allow access beyond maids a-milkin'.

Go on without me, boys - and tell 'em I died fighting the good fight.

[Oldtimeralso]

13. What Security Clearance Do You Have Nance?

T S - top secret
F E O - for eyes only
B A R - burn after reading
or the ultimate one, the one I have B B R - burn before reading

[NanceGreggs]

23. I think I'm actually in the ...

... SHABMDTHA category:

(She Has A BIG Mouth, Don't Tell Her Anything.)

[lob1]

2. FYI...one of the French hens is actually Basque. Lets hope she can act.

[AnnieBW]

3. And I heard that three of the Ladies Dancing

are actually guys in drag...

[SwampG8r]

4. and wait til you hear about

the lords a leaping

more like lords a skipping and a prancing!

[liberalmuse]

5. Henceforth and so on...

the "Three Freedom Hens" will once again be known as the "Three French Hens".

[Cheap_Trick]

6. Colonel Lingus of the Five Rings Brigade checking in.

That fucking partridge is mine. Fuck the pear tree he's in, too. It's toothpicks.

[FrenchieCat]

7. The seven Swans have drowned. Over and out.

[elleng]

8. Calling Calling Calling

Calling!

[nc4bo]

9. The 4 calling birds said they're waiting for their cut of the TARP funds

We have a situation people: The birds are plucked.

Three pigeons on standby.

[ddeclue]

10. Can't comply ... the five golden rings have gone missing!

[eridani]

11. One Ring to rule them all

One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


Bwahhhaaaaaa!

[eridani]

12. 12/24/08

Operation North Pole. Pass it on.

[SeattleGirl]

17. The sled is in the pasture.

Repeat.

The sled is in the pasture.

[windbreeze]

14. I have hidden the six geese

who lay golden eggs...not safe for them babies to be indiscriminately laying golden eggs just anywhere...wb

[SeattleGirl]

18. Note: Further info downthread.

Make a note of it.

[windbreeze]

21. Phew!! had me worried for a minute there....

but since I posted about my golden eggs at 1:22 am...and you posted about your rotten eggs at 1:38 am....it should be obvious...that my perfect golden eggs were laid first...and you're the one left with the problem of what to do with 6 rotten goose eggs...so sorry...10/4 over and out HO HO HO!!....wb

[FloridaJudy]

15. The eight maids a'milking are on strike.

Repeat, the eight maids a'milking are on strike.
The country's run dry.

[SeattleGirl]

16. The six geese a-laying

have laid rotten eggs.

Repeat.

They have laid rotten eggs.

Further instructions pending.

[ddeclue]

27. Geese spotted flying south...they're going on the lam....

Repeate geese spotted flying south..

[unapatriciated]

19. 12 Days of George Bush's Christmas....

http://ezinearticles.com/?12-Days-of-George-Bushs-Christmas&id=375570
by David Cox

On the first day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the second day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me two stupid wars
And six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the third day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me three coup d’etats
Two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the fourth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me four secret jails
Three coup d’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the fifth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me lies of WMD’s
Four secret jails three coupd’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the sixth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me six generals a wavering
Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three-coup d’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the Seventh day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me seven wonks a spinning
Six generals wavering lies of WMD’s four secret jails three coup d’eatats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the eighth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me eight glaciers melting seven wonks a spinning six generals wavering Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three coupd’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the ninth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me nine billions missing eight glaciers melting seven wonks a spinning six generals wavering Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three coupd’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the tenth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me ten amendments gutted nine billion missing eight glaciers melting seven wonks a spinning six generals wavering Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three-coup d’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand Iraqis

On the eleventh day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me 11 gas hikes weekly ten amendments gutted nine billion missing eight glaciers melting seven wonks a spinning six general a wavering Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three coupd’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

On the twelfth day of Christmas George Bush he gave to me America in tatters eleven gas hikes weekly ten amendments gutted nine billion missing eight glaciers melting seven wonks a spinning six generals wavering Lies of WMD’s four secret jails three coupd’etats two stupid wars and six hundred thousand dead Iraqis

[monmouth]

20. The two turtledoves are off doing what they do......n/t

[eridani]

22. A note from the partridge re demolished pear tree

No place to stay. I come over to ur place? Threesum?

[monmouth]

24. Bwahahaaaaa.....n/t

[eridani]

25. And fuck Colonel Lingus too! n/t

[eridani]

26. And fuck Colonel Lingus too! n/t