Hey (jingling keys loudly), look over here, Bristol is due Saturday - what should she name the baby?

[Pirate Smile]

Thankfully, Wonkette notified me of this critical event - it could be a Christmas baby - (name = Jesus?).

The name pressure must be enormous. She could go nuts and name the child "Mike" or "Hannah". How about JOE the Baby!!!

OH RIGHT, SHE WAS PREGNANT OR SOMETHING: Hey remember Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, and how she got herself pregnant to distract attention from a DailyKos diarist-generated scandal about Trig actually being Bristol’s secret “other” baby which led Andrew Sullivan to DEMAND PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of Trig popping out of Sarah Palin’s vag, everyday, until… oh, he’s still doing that… and then Rudy Giuliani called the liberal media sexist for this at a political convention while Kathryn Jean Lopez prayed for her own secret “other” Down Syndrome bastard child to arrive via stork? You do! Well, Bristol Palin’s baby is supposedly due on Saturday, according to a hilarious interview with Bristol’s grandfather, Chuck Heath, on the website “Grandparents.com.”
http://wonkette.com/405087/405087#comments

Threads on GM and Chrysler shutting down weren't cutting it, neither was Gates having the Pentagon draw up plans for shutting down Guantanamo BUT, luckily, it is almost baby day so we need some major brain power to come up with a name worthy of:

Track,
Bristol,
Piper,
Willow,
Trig

Plus, don't forget that Daddy's name is Levi.

(I actually like a lot of the names and the kids are very cute.)

So, what say you?

edit to add - SharonRB is on the right "Track", I believe.

"SharonRB (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-18-08 09:42 PM
Response to Original message
8. Turkey n/t "

[lapfog_1]

1. Nailin. - n/t

[Barack_America]

24. .

How the ef did I miss this before I posted the same idea?!?!

It really is perfect, isn't it? Kudos for thinking of it first.

[lapfog_1]

33. The originator credit goes to some porn producer somewhere

who made a film of that name.

Or likely to someone else that he/she ripped off.

But we can share the credit here for the kids name.

Another good name would be "geography". Since Grandma Palin names her kids for subjects she did not do well in in high school... i.e. Track and Trig.

[Quantess]

2. Trooper

Her uncles are Track and Trig.

[Pirate Smile]

5. Pooper Trooper for a few years

until the potty training.

I couldn't resist.:blush:

[jberryhill]

9. Wooten?

[laconicsax]

3. That depends, is Todd or Track the father?

[Pirate Smile]

Aahhhhhhh!!

:scared:

[ecstatic]

4. Plumber. Plumber Johnston-Palin

[nomaco-10]

6. Are your keys bright and shiny? Do they shimmer in the light...

and bounce off the walls like a thousand fireflies? If not, I don't you'll get many replies to this post. Unless they name the baby rick warren.

[Pirate Smile]

12. They are very, very shiny and I am shaking the hell out of them because I think we

need a shiny distraction (at least I do).

edit to add - I searched for a pic of some big, shiny keys and instead I found this:

[samplegirl]

7. Herbert Hoover

[SharonRB]

8. Turkey n/t

[Pirate Smile]

10. Oh, you are onto something here. I'm going to add your idea to the OP - I think it will

help the creativity of "the people".

[SharonRB]

26. Thanks!

I thought it went well with the names of the Palin kids.

[ddeclue]

11. Barack?

:rofl:

[jberryhill]

16. OMG - Who would want an awful name like that?

I suppose next you'll say the middle name should be "Hussein".

As if....

[rurallib]

13. Nebula Andromeda Palin

It is time for a NAP from the Palins, believe me.
Oh and they will need someone to explain the name to them. I am sure they will think he is named after snow machines.

[Gman]

14. How about Trog

Trig and Trog.

[Barack_America]

15. Ivel Lotsirb

Or Big Johnston.

Those names both seem to suit them.

[PBS Poll-435]

20. ...

or

Edud Tsrif

[last_texas_dem]

17. Maverick.

[Pirate Smile]

27. Of course!

:toast:

[alphafemale]

18. Buck

I mean. They are named after sled dogs...right.

[Sebastian Doyle]

19. Warren Wurzelbacher Vilsack Palin

And in honor of the name, the kid will be gifted with lifetime supplies of Bibles, monkeywrenches, and high fructose corn poison.

[Pirate Smile]

22. That's quite a name to live up to.

[spindrifter]

21. Evil--an anagram of Levi.

[Pirate Smile]

29. That's like naming your kid "Hitler".

It might take a couple stops before you can get your Birthday Cake personalized.

[Sebastian Doyle]

30. I'm sure the WalMart in Wasilla would be glad to do it.

I hear they have no problem with nazi birthday caKKKes.

[Barack_America]

23. Nailin Palin

[quakerboy]

25. Joe.

[SharonRB]

28. How about

Zamboni

Goes with hockey, eh?

[IDemo]

38. How about "Puck"?

[SharonRB]

40. That works.

[snowbear]

52. I didn't see that you had said this.... but yes ... it's VERY appropriate...

.
.
.

Under the circumstances!

[Kalyke]

59. Or Bottom

Very Shakespearean.

[InvisibleTouch]

31. "Adolf Hitler" would seem to be in character.

There's already a precedent.

[gkhouston]

32. Figment. n/t

[WritersBlock]

50. Precisely. n/t

[lapfog_1]

34. Geography.

Yet another subject that Grandma failed in high school. I.e. Track and Trig.

Geog for short.

[political_Dem]

35. Confused. n/t

[IDemo]

36. Calc

[stuckinlodi]

37. Hugh

Hugh Johnson.

(In law school, we used to sign Hugh up for all kinds of committees, softball teams, etc. Makes for a little levity when the list of those who signed up is read aloud. Yes, we were a little immature ;).)

[Mz Pip]

39. T Rex

Their ancestors played together. Probably even mated.

[jberryhill]

41. Moran

[davidpdx]

42. God, finally something we can actually have a chuckle about

Thankyou for posting this! I think Scooter would be a good one.


Edit: Recommended..almost forgot to do that.

[Radical Activist]

43. Ezekiel

[kwassa]

44. Iceburg Titanic Palin

sort of a northern nautical theme.

[kwenu]

45. Family Values Bastard Palin

[Clio the Leo]

46. There's a name picked out.....

.... seriously ..... Repub. friend of mine just told me.

Something superconventional. Michael Andrew Kevin or something.

[Aloha Spirit]

47. Meat Notgay

name generator
http://personal-space.com/embed/script.php

[JimGinPA]

48. Josephine The Plumber

- Obscure reference for older DUers.

[davidpdx]

49. bump for the early morning people

Any more creative ideas?

How about BP?

Yes, that BP.

[snowbear]

51. Puck. ...... "Puck Palin"

.
.

Dad was a good hockey player until he dropped out of school and went up to work on the northslope on the oil fields.

I'll bet he doesn't see Bristol but once a month for a few days...

[PCIntern]

53. Stalin...because:

"You can see Russia from my house!"

[MiniMe]

54. Since Levi's Mom just got busted for cooking meth

I suggest Crystal

[Barack_America]

56. Wait, what?

Is this true?

[MiniMe]

57. Yup. Breaking news today

[Barack_America]

58. That is so hilarious.

I found the Politico and Gawker blurbs about it.

I fucking love that family for sheer entertainment value. They should have a Dallas-esque drama written about them. It could be called "Wasilla".

[Bucky]

55. Alcibiades Mystery Palin

[snooper2]

60. Rick Warren

:rofl:

[brooklynite]

61. In honor of her Mother-in-Law, how about "Cokie"?

Bristol Palin's future in-law arrested

Sherry L. Johnston, Bristol Palin’s future mother-in-law, was arrested Thursday night on drug charges.

Johnston was arrested at her Wasilla home and charged with six felony drug counts. Alaska state troopers then searched the Johnston home for further evidence of narcotics. She was charged with second-degree misconduct for allegedly manufacturing narcotics and a fourth-degree misconduct related to possession.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16747.html

[davidpdx]

69. How about "Meth"

It's sad that the kids is being born into a family of drug dealers.

[hamsterjill]

62. McCain

I think she should name the child "McCain", because that way, grandma (?) Sarah will always be reminded of the team that LOST the 2008 election.

[FloridaGrl]

63. Russia

[demwing]

64. Imp...

Imp Pailin

[SwampG8r]

65. his nickname around sarah will be

"that little bastard who cost me the election"

[NoPasaran]

66. I think that's what she calls McCain

[jberryhill]

70. Sweet!

[Pirate Smile]

67. KICK

[TK421]

68. Buttonfly n/t

[CK_John]

71. Crank for grandma. n/t