"Chicken in a Biskit" crackers from Australia contain no chicken, but here they do contain some.

[LoZoccolo]

What does this say about America? This is an inherently political question because it involves a difference based on national boundaries. I think we should discuss this because 99 out of 100 things could be better to fucking talk about than another Rick Warren thread.

[xfundy]

1. Chicken? In a BISCUIT??

Unnatural! The parts don't fit! Abomination! Baby Jesus hates them!

[hlthe2b]

2. Do they have wings?

;)

[dipsydoodle]

3. Do they accompany

Soup in a Basket ? :shrug:

[Milspec]

4. Must be a little hard on the chicken

squeezed into a Biskit

[rug]

5. Chicken in a Biskit that contains no chicken does seem apropos.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. How can there be a cherry without a stone?

How can there be a chicken without a bone?

[soothsayer]

7. yum, i like 'em

[AlCzervik]

8. those things are salty, like top ramen in a convenient cracker form.

[WonderGrunion]

9. Is this anything like chicken and waffles?

mmmmmmm..... waffles

[AlCzervik]

10. Warren Warren Warren i made you of clay Warren Warren Warren why do you hate the gays?

how long until we find out you were in the documentary "Zoo"?

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. Unfortuantely they also contain MSG, a neurotoxin

And they're made by a tobacco company RJR-Nabisco. :evilfrown:

[Teaser]

14. eh, all the fun stuff is neurotoxic anyway

.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

15. The good news is they're low in dihydrogen monoxide.

:crazy:

[Sebastian Doyle]

20. Obviously

Otherwise, they would be some damn soggy crackers.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. And be high in the dangerous neurotoxin- dihyrdogen monoxide.

Every summer hundreds of children die due to dihydrogen monoxide exposure.

[Clio the Leo]

12. I love the people of Australia .....

..... "that is all." :)

Bonus points to ANYONE who can tell me where "that is all" comes from.

[snowbear]

13. Do you mean these things..........

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[LoZoccolo]

19. Yes. n/t

[AspenRose]

16. OK, now this is funny

:rofl:

I used to eat C in a B's in college with cream cheese spread, to tone down the SODIUM :wow:

[Alcibiades]

17. They go great with beef jerky

Or slim jims. I like to get them on road trips.

They're "chicken-crisp." Yum!

[LoZoccolo]

18. Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious n/t

[LoZoccolo]

24. I just noticed something.

The chicken with its mouth open looks like it's yelling in pain at the onset of the Chicken-in-a-Biskit process.

It's like that Saturday Night Live commercial where the chicken is the mascot for the chicken place. "And then they cut off my head! Trust me; you don't want it!"

[JuniperLea]

27. SNL... That's funny...

I was thinking the chicken looked like Mr. Bill... OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[LoZoccolo]

30. lol that too n/t

[Drunken Irishman]

21. They're more addicting than smack.

[Bobbie Jo]

22. Tastes like chicken.

:shrug:

[Number23]

23. "99 out of 100 things could be better to fucking talk about than another Rick Warren thread"

LOL You speak the troof, the whole troof, and nothing BUT the troof!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And it's too funny because I'm currently in Australia and they sale those nasty looking crackers. They also sell "chicken salt" which is chicken flavored salt. For REAL!

[azmouse]

26. I didn't know those crackers were still being made.

Seems like they've been around for a long time then.

[JuniperLea]

28. I ate too many on a ski trip when I was 16...

Haven't been able to eat them since:)

I saw them in the store recently and almost bought a box for old time's sake... but thought better of the idea:)

Rick Warren makes me want to hurl too:)

[KamaAina]

29. I hear Rick Warren jets off to Australia every now and then

and brings back of couple of cases of theirs. :evilgrin: