About that Birth certificate???

[Froward69]

yeah where is his birth certificate???

what does he have to hide?

His followers claim he is the "messiah"...

Does the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stand for Hussein?

Evidence points to his Birth happening in June...

Whats up with that???


:sarcasm: Just for fun... I am having a great time teasing evangelicals with this one.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. I've even heard he was--gasp--

NOT a Christian! :D

[Froward69]

2. Yes and

a Jew!!!

and a carpenter... I need some work done, does he have references?

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

7. a carpenter?!?!

OMG, he's probably Union too!!1!

[Froward69]

9. That loaves and

fishes thing, Keeping the party rolling... sounds like a bailout to me!!!

[polmaven]

13. Well,

as long as it isn't shell fishes......

[Froward69]

14. yeah nothing is more fun

than taking shrimp cocktail to a potluck... those evangelicals eat it up fast... yummy... Then spew about what an abomination gay marriage is. pick and choose Hypocrites.

[zbdent]

15. welfare ...

all those who showed up were given free food ... didn't work a lick for it ...

[whistler162]

23. And he destroys temples......

hmmmm... sounds like Harrison Ford to me!

Jewish(X)
Carpenter(X)
Destroys Temples(X)

Have we ever seen both Jesus and Harrison Ford together... makes you wonder!!!

:}

[AllentownJake]

3. I don't like his associations

One of his friends is a known terrorist sympathizer another is a corrupt public official and he seems to be in bed with big fish.

[Shiver]

4. Not to mention the alcohol industry

And look at that beard, he's a stinking hippie!

[Froward69]

5. and Long Hair!!!

sandal wearing HIPPIE!!!

[Froward69]

6. Rec for Humor

everyone needs a laugh... someone should ask Rick Warren these Important questions...

[Crunchy Frog]

8. Can he prove that he was even born?

I heard that he might have been fermented in a vat.

[whistler162]

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[dmallind]

10. Hallowed.

The H stands for "Hallowed". It's right there in Matthew 6 folks!

[Froward69]

11. you didn't

get the joke. I am finding Freepers and neo-cons having nothing to say. as if they cannot grasp the depth of the humor...

some have said I am going straight to hell for pointing this out.

I think Christ has a sense of humor... (look around) and would appreciate this laugh.

[PatSeg]

12. I'm quite sure there is no room in hell

for a sense of humor!

Thanks for the humor. We can really use it around here!

[dmallind]

19. No I did - I just tried to make another one

Obviously not a good one though!

[Froward69]

21. is ok

I did not get it at first...

[jillan]

16. Born to an unwed mother - who claims she is a virgin - what will

Rick Warren think?!


------------------------
Fro - I'll join ya in hell :)

[Froward69]

18. Party!!!

shameless self kick

[FrenchieCat]

17. Would Jesus eat Spam? Would a Muslim?

[Froward69]

20. well if republicans have their way

and remove ingredient lists from packaging...

in a few years YES!!! they would eat spam.


spam.spam.spam.spam. great now you have that Monty Python song in my head... spam.spam.spam.spam.

[Harry Monroe]

22. Would He, Could He..

...On a cross?