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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:33 AM
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BREAKING: Rick Warren to perform invocation at Obama inauguration topless..
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 01:38 AM by ddeclue
and then perform the miracle of the multiplication of the loaves of Wonder Bread and SPAM for the gays he loves!

brought to you by Conflation News!

:rofl:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:35 AM
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1. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
:puke:
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:39 AM
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2. To respond to such a blatant attack on our eyes by the conservatives,
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 01:47 AM by Beacool
Teddy will respond equally topless and may the best chub........errr, hunk.....win.

:P
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:44 AM
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6. Will they engage in Sumo-style feats of strength?
Kennedy would win, of course. :D
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:48 AM
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7. Well, poor Teddy is not as strong anymore.
I would have to give it to Warren, he's healthy (as healthy as someone that size can be) and younger.

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:49 AM
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8. Let Barney have a go...
The fight of the man boons...
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:53 AM
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11. Well, with all that lisping,
at least he'll drown him in spit.

:D
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:50 AM
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10. I would hope Teddy would pull it off...
with the help of the spirit of Justice... :D
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:54 AM
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12. If that doesn't work he call call for his peeps.
There's enough Kennedys out there to defeat the army of an opposing midsize nation.

:eyes:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:49 AM
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9. Only during Festivus...
:)
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:59 AM
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13. Are they going to wear the traditional Sumo garb?
what a treet
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:39 AM
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3. That would increase the sales of TV's.....
broken sets around the country in need of replacing.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:43 AM
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5. All those old analog sets are gonna replacing anyways...
:P
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 01:39 AM
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4. Where is that Japanese whaling fleet Greenpeace has been monitoring?...
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 01:40 AM by adsosletter
Can one of their vessels make it up the Potomac? :D
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