"Bush will Save Us from Obama!!" - The latest "birther" rant

[PatGund]

Hows this for batshit crazy?

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/24-12-2008/106866-Obama_Hope_World-0

This is from Mark S. McGrew, writing on Pravda's website. (He claims that Pravda is more free than the US press, which is in the tank for Obama). Claiming that "It is impossible for Barry Obama to assume the position of President of the United States. It is against the Rights of man, throughout the World, throughout history.", McGrew holds out the hope that Bush will come save them...

"The current President of the United States of America has the opportunity to leave his legacy as the President who preserved the United States of America and its Constitution. All he has to do is to walk out onto the steps of the White House and announce, “If the United States House and Senate, if the US Supreme Court, Federal and State Courts from coast to coast will not respect their sworn duty to uphold and protect our Constitution, I will. By a Presidential Executive Order, signed by me today, Barack Hussein Obama, or whatever his name is, is formally and legally prohibited from becoming the President of The United States. Effective immediately”. That would end all controversy and destroy all threats to the US Constitution."

He's not the only one. Wingbat dentist/lawyer Dr. Orly Taitz also recently demanded her followers write Bust and demand something simular:

http://drorly.blogspot.com/2008/12/idea-for-presidents-executive-order-in.html

"1. Writing to President Bush and Vice President Chaney and demanding an executive order, deeming Obama ineligible for presidency, due to the fact that his father was a foreigner."

Hope springs eternal in the paranoid delusional world of the "Birthers".......

[Ian David]

1. Uhm.... they are writing letters to Bush demanding that he commit Treason?

Isn't that alone Conspiracy to Commit Treason?

Aren't they asking Bush and Cheney to stage (another) coup?

[Shiver]

5. One more act of Treason? Why not?

Give the American people one for the road!

[musicblind]

2. Wow. Just WOW.

What lunatics ...

[Johonny]

3. write Bush?

these people don't know our president to well.

[David__77]

4. Dental dreg of society.

Apparently, this dentist practices in Orange County, CA, and is a right-wing dreg of society that left the Soviet Union so she could pollute this country instead.

[Starry Messenger]

6. The gift that keeps on giving.

Against the Rights of Man1!111 I hope this nutty cast of characters starts posting youtube videos soon. I want visuals. This is shaping up to be very entertaining.

[PatGund]

11. You asked for it!!

Dr. Orly Taitz has her own YouTube channel....

http://www.youtube.com/user/DrOrlyTV

[Starry Messenger]

15. .

I'm going in...

I may come out changed forever. :)

[PatGund]

17. Don't forget your barf bag...

And notice her eyes! They're disturbing

[Starry Messenger]

19. Too late.

There is a whole lot of crazy going on there. Her eyes make her look...well, I pity her family members. Can you imagine? "Please, don't get Auntie Orly started about the Presi...oh, there she goes."

[PatGund]

35. Oooooh, yeah....

I find it funny / sad that the two "birthers" that want Bush to issue such an executive order are a dentist/lawyer who immigrated from the former Soviet Union, and a "Real American" who's writing for Pravda and boasting about how free the Russian press is compared to the United States.

And these are two of the people the freepers are holding up as patriots.

Somedays, the satire writes itself.

[shellgame26]

50. KU RAY ZEE

[jberryhill]

7. Orly?

[PatGund]

9. *snork*

I think this one looks closer to Dr. Orly....

[DRoseDARs]

45. The Owly Trinity:

[DRoseDARs]

46. Ye Owle Timey version:

[WeDidIt]

8. BWWWWAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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What, Pravda thinks that Bush has some magical super powers where such a stupid decree would do anything more than make him an even bigger laughingstock that he already is?

Don't these fucking morons have any clue how our constitutional democratic republic operates?

Not only would Bush never attempt to pull something so utterly ridiculous (even Bush isn't as STUPID as these fools), he has no consitutional authority in the matter!

TEH STOOPID!

IT BURNZ!

[DailyGrind51]

10. Bush can't even save himself! The dude is a cipher!

[jberryhill]

12. He really likes steak!

[Kalyke]

28. Isn't that spelled "stake," in his case?

...as in "in the heart."

[Yukari Yakumo]

49. I got a stakegun...

I just need stakes and grenades.

[quakerboy]

13. now...

how does a presidential order supercede the constitution?

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. Chimpy thinks the Constitution is "just a goddamned piece of paper"

Maybe the Freeps are counting on that? :shrug:

[TheBigotBasher]

14. Pravda allows a wide range of views

One of their authors really made clear that he did not like Plain durin the election

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7063429

[Number23]

44. Damn!

"So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work?"

You're right. They REALLY don't like Palin...:D

[FriendlyReminder]

16. unfrickenbelievable!!!!!!

[Historic NY]

18. Orly..........

[PatGund]

20. Squeee!

Politics AND Star Wars. Thanks! :-)

[WinkyDink]

21. Yeah, THAT would be upholding the Constitution! OMG. That such people are allowed to vote.

[Orsino]

22. Masturbation fantasies for racist scumbags. n/t

[Downtown Hound]

23. LOL. This is more to be pitied than anything else

My Republicans, how sad and pathetic you've become.

[RichGirl]

25. If Bush did that....

He'd be buried in a mountain of shoes, higher than Mt. Everast!

[Danger Mouse]

26. Do these morons realize that EVEN IF Obama were not put in office...

it wouldn't be McCain who is sworn in, but Joe Biden?
And for that matter, their hope in Bush is fool's hope. Bush is anxious to be out of the White House.

[PatGund]

32. *snork*

According to some of these creeps, Obama being an "invalid candidate" invalidates the entire ticket. They claim that the electors would be forced to give their votes to McCain/Palin as a result. (actually some of them also think McCain is invalid as well, and call for the house and senate to choose the president and VP)

[anigbrowl]

27. January 20th and the week after will be hugely entertaining.

[PatGund]

34. Yep.....

They already have petitions and oaths that they won't obey any laws or orders by the "usurper" or the "illegitimate US government". And Dr. Orly's fellow attorney in Alan Keyes lawsuit, the aptly named Gary Kreep, has already said he will challenge everything Obama does as president on the grounds that he's not the real president.

Right now they're still holding out hope that either the Supreme Court will stop Obama from being president, Bush will sign an executive order prohibiting Obama from being president, or that one Representative and one Senator will challenge the certification of the electoral votes. They're claiming that Sen. Inhofe of Oklahoma and Rep. Linder of Georgia will be spearheading this effort, and have videos like this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APOA5WSUDmE

Ironically, Berg's lawsuit goes to Conference with SCOTUS on the 16th, meaning it's likely to be denied ON the 20th. I suspect they will go completely off the railings after the 20th and go further into conspiracy land.

[nxylas]

41. "Illegitimate US government"

Is that the same thing as a ZOG?

[PatGund]

42. Much the same concept.....

...but without the overly anti-semitic overtones. (Though one of the Birthers, Andy Martin, is a known anti-semite)

[Milspec]

47. Sen. Inhofe of Oklahoma

is shit-house-rat crazy enough to do this, not,in any case, that it would matter. There is a limited time for debate and the question would go to a Senate vote.

[monmouth]

29. "Chaney"....Like in Lon????...Batshit crazy 's all I can say....n/t

[TheKentuckian]

30. No limits on batshit crazy

It seems like you'd actually be embarrassed at some point to keep this crap up.

[PatGund]

33. You would think so...

...but these people are so convinced of their cause - or so lacking in anything close to reality - that they're going to flog this horse long after it gets made into glue.

Remember, one of the people involved in this - Philip J. Berg - is also a 9/11 "Truther", so......

[xenussister]

31. O Rly, courtesy of my cat

I caught him in the middle of a yawn, so I just made up an Orly. It's not that great because I don't have a bunch of fonts installed. Anyone who likes the pic but not the font, and who wants the clean pic to make one of their own, send me a private message.





These people are nutso.

[Engineer4Obama]

36. This Line still has me rolling

“If the United States House and Senate, if the US Supreme Court, Federal and State Courts from coast to coast will not respect their sworn duty to uphold and protect our Constitution, I will."

They don't know their guy very well do they?

"It's just a goddamn piece of paper" - George W. Bush.

[Odin2005]

37. LOL!!! What a bunch of LUNATICS!

And what kind of name is "Orly Taitz"? sounds like "oily tights". :rofl:

[enuegii]

39. I thought it was "oily teats." n/t

[Veruca Salt]

52. ...

:spray: Thanks, I needed that!

[bluedawg12]

38. Two words: bull sh*t! They are not taking my vote away!

That's more than two words?

I love the extreme crazy assed right, they provide endless moranic mirth.

The ass hats get five tinfoil hats and a nod for disgusting treasonous ranting.

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[Undercurrent]

40. This is classic crazy!

[Number23]

43. I LOVE this stuff! Who the hell needs Tivo??

Thanks for the update, Pat! You're really good with this stuff.

[rug]

48. Pravda hasn't been credible since 1939.

[Hansel]

51. Ah yes. The most unpopular president ever voiding the

presidency of the most popular PE ever. That'll work.

[PatGund]

53. While there are levels of fail...

...the Bush administration has worked hard to achieve, somehow I doubt they'll sink THAT low.