a question for the DU GLBTQ community

[SwampG8r]

i am fully behind your quest for marriage equality
will you be behind mine?
i have been married for over 30 years and not once have i ever been equal!
in fact not once have i been correct!
when we get your equality all worked out can we do mine next?

[DevonRex]

1. I'm not GLTBQ, BUT everybody on earth knows that the wife is always right.

That's why you can't have the remote anymore. We have taken it over.

[SwampG8r]

2. i bought my own

remote it got so bad

[DevonRex]

5. It will be tampered with quite soon, so will be useless to you.

:evilgrin:

[SwampG8r]

6. too late

when i go to work "somehow"the batteries come out and i have to reset the codes

[DevonRex]

8. Heh heh. I knew you had a smart wife.

She'd have to be smart to deal wtih you. :)

[TahitiNut]

29. The remote? Excalibur? EXCALIBUR? That's heresy!

Women aren't qualified to handle Excalibur!



:hide:

Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.

[DevonRex]

37. Excalibur has come over to our side. It no longer takes your commands.

At first, all you'll notice is that you have to point it VERY directly in order for it to work. As time goes by you'll have to move closer and closer to your teevee for the channels to flip. Eventually you'll realize you might as well just get up and punch the buttons on your cable box.

All the while, your wife will be enjoying your confusion and consternation. She'll begin laughing at you when you start getting up. :evilgrin:

[tbyg52]

3. Just say the magic words -

"Yes, dear." :hi:

[tbyg52]

4. Oops, dupe - 'puter lied to me again. nt

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. I know you are just trying to inject some humor, but

It is a bit belittling to compare our desire for full legal rights under the law with old jokes about spousal power plays.

[tbyg52]

9. I guess I didn't see it as a comparison so much as a desire to tell really old jokes.

'Course, a lot of those are sexist, so I guess I should have resisted the urge to reply....! :hi:

[SwampG8r]

10. old jokes?

this is my life we are talking about!

seriously you arent going to find anyone more if favor of marriage equality than myself
this does not make the fact that i am oppressed less relevant

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. I know you are an ally, which is why I didn't bite your head off

Trust me: there are a number of people around here would not have gotten off so lightly. :hug:

[SwampG8r]

16. aww thanks

im not kidding about the whole class system im under too
with me being labor and service class sheesh
i will illustrate
today i will go and cook gourmet "food" for a couple hundred also unappreciative diners
pate fois gras ,wild mushrooms ,duck confit in a beggars purse
i will stand in a 120 degree room over a 1000 degree char grill and moosh out the dinners

she will be in milwaukee going to a cake show and staying in a fancy hotel
probably fly in canadians to rub her feet!
(youngest kids christmas wish)

why didnt i listen?
"go to school my mom said" but noooooooo i had to make doughnuts
:spank: stupid :spank: stupid :spank: stupid

[man4allcats]

14. Well you knew it had to happen, right?

You try to lighten things up just a bit, and inevitably somebody has to go and get all political about it. It never fails. That's the trouble with DU. It's always so damned political. It drives me nuts sometimes! :7

[SwampG8r]

17. ..

du is too damn political....:spray:

[man4allcats]

15. Self Delete - Duplicate

That dang server's up to it's old tricks again, Skinner.

[Clio the Leo]

13. Life is too short ..... fill it to the brim with laughter.

I made that up myself.

You're welcome to steal it. ;)

[Clio the Leo]

12. Take the advice of our fearless Leader......

REVEL in your inferiority! :-)

[Deja Q]

39. well, if you hate him so, what are you going to do so you can sleep at night?

Belittle everyone else?

[Soylent Brice]

18. NO SHIT.

i feel ya g8r.

i was right this one time, and my wife thought it was so cute. she even let me tell other people how i was right.

SHE actually forgot our anniversary this year. un - flippin - real.

it was a glorious day indeed.

[DevonRex]

19. You know she did it on purpose, right? That's one of our little tricks.

It usually precedes a biggie. :evilgrin:

[Soylent Brice]

20. don't tell me these things.

you just ripped me out of the clouds.

:grr:

[DevonRex]

21. That is part of our evil plan. :)

[tbyg52]

25. I know what Solient is, but what's Brice?

:hi:

[yardwork]

22. If you think you have it difficult, imagine a relationship of two women!

TWO women. Think about it.

[tbyg52]

24. You owe me a keyboard....1

:spray:

(I hope "spray" is a DU emoticon, as I am on dialup. :rofl: )

[tbyg52]

30. Must go to sleep now, so am replying to you, dear yardwork.

Thank you for being you.

Edited for traditional stupid typo.

[yardwork]

35. Thank you for being you, and Happy New Year!

[tbyg52]

36. Very best wishes to you, dear yardwork! nt

[tbyg52]

31. Oops, did the "night, night" reply to myself instead of you, dear yardwork.

'Night, and a very happy new year. :party:

[tbyg52]

32. I did it again!

I am (obviously) very sleepy, and I appreciate you! :hug:

[IndianaGreen]

23. Get a divorce!

:-)

[tbyg52]

26. I nominate this as the official DU feel good and love each other thread!`

:grouphug:

[bluedawg12]

27. You have the laws supporting your marriage

either a marriage counselor or a better joke writer should take care of the rest.

:thumbsdown:

[tbyg52]

28. I am in favor of both.

And all the love we can get to all.

Laws to support all love!

[liberalmuse]

33. I believe that gays have the right...

to be as miserable as straights when it comes to marriage. There is that few months where a married couple is ecstatic, then it goes downhill from there. Then again, maybe gays will raise marriage up a few notches. God knows hetero's have totally fucked it up.

[tbyg52]

34. Right on! nt

[grantcart]

38. your problem is that you still have hope to be equal - abandon all hope

now for the problem of 'same sex' marriage.

Everyone knows that its always the same, isn't there anyway to get your spouse to change positions or try some funky stuff?