Freepers react to Al Franken news:

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

America ... Rest in peace.

I thought that was me posting and then I remembered that I hadn't read to the end yet so it couldn't have been me YET. The tax-cheating pornographer is more acceptable to the citizenry of MN than a GOP (or even RINO if you are so inclined).

RIP America. The Lord Messiah and his cohorts in the House and Senate, will bring havoc like we have never seen in our life times. I was born in the middle of 1942 so cannot remember the war itself. I haven't even mentioned what Lord Obama and the RAT senate will do with the SCOTUS - I am sure there are at one (possible two) sitting on the SCOTUS that were waiting for GWB to leave before resigning for ill health or old age reasons.
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Add a clown to the assorted deviates, public restroom trolls, drunk drivers, careerists, lobbyist fellators, incoherent incontinent octogenarians, gigolos-by-marriage, drug addicts, fellow travelers, pseudo-intellectual elitists, traitors, mountbanks, cads and boors.

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I’m disgusted... I’ve lived in MN since 95, and now I am practically giving my home away (for sale for $120,000.00) and am planning to go to either Wyoming or South Dakota. Way too many liberals here and the rights are being stripped away on a daily basis.

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Just one more step towards the degradation of America.

Hello Union of Socialist States of America, formerly to land of the free, now the home of the loons.

As if our government wasn’t already the laughing stock, now we have a member that is a pitiful imitation of a comic.

Minnesotans, he’s your pick, not ours.

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Add a clown to the assorted deviates, public restroom trolls, drunk drivers, careerists, lobbyist fellators, incoherent incontinent octogenarians, gigolos-by-marriage, drug addicts, fellow travelers, pseudo-intellectual elitists, traitors, mountbanks, cads and boors.

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and I believe someone from the Dailykos:



http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2158288/posts?q=1&;page=51
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. **splutter**

That was the sound of me spittin' my Coke all over the keyboard. Heh heh.

[davidpdx]

3. In that case the Freepers owe you a new computer

Like they'll ever pay up right?

[DangerousRhythm]

21. Hahah. Same with my tea.

These people are sooooo dramatic. I sure hope that person likes it in Wyoming because it's gonna be COLD. I lived there for a few months and it was in the low 40s at night in July... not that I minded of course. I know someone who stored a couple of extra Thanksgiving turkeys outside in a gigantic, several feet tall pile of snow (lack of room in the freezer) and they stayed rock solid for at least a week or two until they were used. Probably could have gone longer.

Still... HILARIOUS stuff. Sweet victory! :D

[liberalmuse]

2. When will the Freeps realize...

that we were 100% right about Bush, yet they are 100% wrong about Obama?

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

4. they're on the not-to-bright side. It may take them years...or never. nt

[calimary]

11. They won't. Denial will always be their best friend. Because you can't, in good conscience,

own some of the views they embrace and still call yourself a caring, compassionate member of the human race. You have to keep lying to yourself that you're somehow on the side of God or the law or whatever. There's just no other way to justify it.

I'd vote "never."

[Cheap_Trick]

6. They're too fucking stupid.

Hell, they wouldn't even realize it if their hair was on fire. They're that fucking dimwitted.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. "...deviates (sic), public restroom trolls, drunk drivers, careerists..."

"...lobbyist fellators (sic), incoherent incontinent octogenarians, gigolos-by-marriage, drug addicts, fellow travelers, pseudo-intellectual elitists, traitors, mountbanks (sic), cads and boors..."

I'll give 'em 'drunk drivers' and maybe a boor or two but the rest of that list strikes me as awfully rightward-leaning if one only considers news stories over the last 10 years.

[quakerboy]

7. Well sure. But they are all there, right?

Friendly fire. I'm cool with them doing that to themselves. They should get working on voting against all those mentioned. If the R's devoted the next 8 years working on ridding the senate of the (hypocritical) deviates, restroom trolls, lobbyist fellators, Gigolos CoughMcCain, drug addicts, traitors, cads and boors, I might even be willing to start considering them a legitimate political party, rather than a terrorist organization.

[martymar64]

16. That statement described the GOP to a tee.

What a buncha maroons!

:rofl:

[Vektor]

26. Wasn't the restroom troll one of theirs?

And there is no worse "gigolo by marriage" than John McCain.

Even so, I'll take our drunk drivers, boors, and cads over their pedophiles, racists, and sickos who'd bring the corpse of a dead fetus home and make their kids kiss it, any day, thanks.

[rockymountaindem]

8. Big score with those screencaps. However, I do have a question....

What evidence do these fools have of any malfeasance in the recount?

[JohnnyRingo]

9. Nice screen cap. I'll bet that was fun trolling there.

Those morans can't figure out that Buxh destroyed their own party, and they helped.

Every time Buxh screwed something up, they were right there saying "he didn't mean mission accomplished in Iraq", or "I've seen worse at a frat hazing", or "The federal govt doesn't fix floods". Every step of the way, they enabled him.

They spent both elections selling Buxh as a military genius, an economic wizard, and a diplomatic star. As it turns out, the world knows otherwise... and the votes against republicans are showing it.

It must be so lonely to be a freep. It must be difficult to grasp why the majority thinks they're the idiots.

[opihimoimoi]

10. Its hard to eat CROW....no salt, no pepper, no wasabi....not even oyster sauce

[calimary]

12. Can I just get something off my chest?

I was about to post this yesterday on another thread - about freepers whining over Obama's victory. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA - in, well, just SIXTEEN DAYS! I changed my mind and didn't, 'cause I thought it was too mean. But you know what? Fuck it. After being subjected to abuse and mockery, having my car keyed and one of my tires slashed because some knuckledragger didn't like my anti-bush, anti-war, pro-Howard Dean bumper stickers (and MY DAUGHTER was driving it at the time, so they threatened HER life, too), having endured multiple middle-finger salutes (and other rude gestures), put-downs, insults, arrogance, condescension, and murderous threatening looks on the freeway (in which I momentarily feared for my life that this asshole in the big pickup truck in the lane next to me was gonna try to run me off the road - NEVER saw a look like that coming at me before, or since - quite terrifying), FUCK it. I'm posting this. Schadenfreude time, my brothers and sisters. I feel as though I've earned it.

Besides, when I think of what their attitudes, their lies, hate, divisiveness, cruelty, smugness, and the assholes they've forced ont he rest of us and what their assholes have done to this country - well, I think THEY'VE earned it, too.

Starting with an excerpt of an earlier thread (Freepers Furious at imminent Caroline Appointment: "Stupid, incoherent liberal b*tch"
Posted by Roberto1223) - Sorry - I forgot to keep the link:


To: Sub-Driver
This is so incredibly frustrating on so many levels. Not the least of which, is with respect to competency and the suspicious eye (or what should be) of the media.
Despite Sarah Palin's somewhat rough showing with a handful of hostile interviews, she was/is unquestionably more qualified for elected office than Caroline Kennedy. Of course, everyone knows what the MSM reaction was to Gov. Palin. But, there has been ZERO critical comments coming from ANY Big Media outlets with regard to Caroline dubious qualifications to hold such a powerful and important position.

This is going to be a long, long four years. Barack Obama will be able to get away with anything.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2157735/posts

calimary:
"This is going to be a long, long four years" - well boo fucking hoo.
Who's crying now? :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

Like I care.

Actually, I take that back. I DO care. I hope they hurt like hell. And to sub-driver my friend, I hope PRESIDENT Barack Obama - um - let me say that again - PRESIDENT Barack Obama, actually I forgot - PRESIDENT Barack HUSSEIN Obama "gets away" with all kinds of stuff. Because whatever he's up to is going to be GOOD for our country after eight years of absolute near-Biblical plagues. And the freepers can just eat shit. For at least a long, long EIGHT years.

And you know what else? Senator Caroline Kennedy? If they're hating it, I figure there must be something GREAT about it. So let it be written, so let it be done. And sub-driver, you and your friends can just go get bent.

Sorry, just had to stick it in and twist it. After the eight years they've spent doing to us, I don't mind dishing out a little payback. They've MORE than earned it. And it's certainly well-deserved. Back atcha, you UN-American, traitorous, war-criminal-loving schmucks!

I know, I know, I should rise above it. Should be kind and gracious and elegant in victory. After all, that's what Obama's whole thing is about and that's how he behaved throughout the campaign - no mudwrestling whatsoever. He rose above it from the beginning. And I'll get there. Maybe even a few hours from now. But not at this moment. Taste of their own medicine. See how they like it. A little mortification is good for the soul - especially in their case (assuming they even have any).

There's an older couple in our neighborhood whom I met at the annual block party up at the top of our block last September. They were charming until the subject turned to politics. I commented on how shocked and insulted I felt by the meanness voiced during the republi-CON convention by the likes of rudy giuliani and the Tundra Tart, and how cruel their remarks were about community organizers. And this couple immediately went into this AWFUL mode - suddenly, they put their Mean on. They started snickering loudly and sneering and the woman had to hold her hand up in front of her mouth as she guffawed and the man sort of fell toward her as they propped each other up, laughing. I couldn't help it - I took offense. I have friends who are community organizers. I love what they do and how they help people - sometimes people in real and desperate need. They do it in many cases voluntarily, some paid independently of any tax money. And especially now with times as tough as they've become across this country, the work of community organizers becomes more critical and vital than ever! Especially as government funds and programs that were already shrinking are drying up and disappearing completely. Community organizers make up the only safety net we've got left, in increasing numbers of cases. They really help people, dammit! I've even dabbled in it myself on a very small scale. And I took offense. And they laughed and scoffed at me.

I walk my dog around the neighborhood several times a day - taking the long route frequently (when I suspect she needs to poo - and yes I always clean it up). The longer circuit takes me past the house where that couple lives. And every time I pass it, I chuckle to myself and quietly say "...20 days." The next evening it'd be "...19 days." Last night it was "...18 days." Tonight, before midnight when I took the dog out, it was "...17 days." And if I take the dog out again now that it's after midnight pacific time, it'll be "...SIXTEEN days!" With a little wave and chuckle as I stroll by.

And it gives me TREMENDOUS pleasure. As I pass their house, I delight myself in thinking "a community organizer just cleaned your guy's clock." And I think that to myself every time I see the woman walking her dog. I'm always nice and pleasant and like-it-never-happened (she certainly is quite cordial and well-behaved these days, too - maybe she's had a chastening of her own?). But YOU know what I'm thinking.

THERE! Thanks for putting up with me!

Done!




I think.

:evilgrin:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

13. i wish i could recommend responses

this one's better than the whole damn thread!

[Wetzelbill]

18. You should make that an OP with a link to this thread nt

[renate]

19. that was AWESOME

:applause:

[Tatiana]

28. This reply is made of win.

:toast:

[pipi_k]

39. You don't give yourself enough credit...

Like here....


I know, I know, I should rise above it. Should be kind and gracious and elegant in victory. After all, that's what Obama's whole thing is about and that's how he behaved throughout the campaign - no mudwrestling whatsoever. He rose above it from the beginning. And I'll get there. Maybe even a few hours from now. But not at this moment. Taste of their own medicine. See how they like it. A little mortification is good for the soul - especially in their case (assuming they even have any).


I have to say you're way nicer than I am.

If I had to take my dogs walking past that obnoxious couple's house I'd not only let them shit on the lawn, I'd leave it there. Oh, and I'd probably make a midnight run on my own and shit on it myself.

:7

[calimary]

46. Oh certainly that's crossed my mind. But I don't.

Don't need any more bad karma after bush. Could it be, maybe, that those of us who did NOT vote for bush either time, and tried to stop what he was doing, and tried to warn others, and tried to slow him down if we couldn't stop him outright, and tried to get others to stop him, but had to slog through the years in spite of him anyway, were burning off some old overdue bad karma from some earlier lifetime, or some such thing? Hey, I'm flailing here. Grasping at straws! Give me a break. No other way to explain why else something as spectacularly, even epically calamitous as the bush-2 administration has been allowed to afflict us all. Unless maybe we're talking sheer random Act of God.

Some people in my neighborhood actually do go out and crap their dogs wherever the crap falls - and just leave it there. No idea who it is but there's dog poo out there on somebody's front lawn fairly frequently - and get this: occasionally even ON the sidewalk. YUCK!!! Who on earth is so selfish and inconsiderate that they'll just poo's their dog any-old-where like that? Maybe another republi-CON? I truly regret saying this, but I regret concluding it even more. They've built a political movement based on"IGMFU" (stands for "I Got Mine, F-U"), "who cares what you think?", and not giving a flying fuck about anybody else but yourself. They should be ashamed of themselves! It's common courtesy for Heaven's sake!!! And they're the ones incessantly yammering about Jesus and living by the absolute word of the Bible (did they ever hear of the Sermon on the Mount by that Savior they keep invoking?) and they're the first ones to say I'M an amoral type for the way I lean politically. Blows my mind. And I've been known to pick up somebody else's dog's poo if it's on the neighbors' lawns on either side of us. I'm damned if anyone's gonna think MY dog did that.

To be fair and balanced, I've observed the female half of that couple walking her dog, carrying some sort of plastic bag with her. I'll happily give her that.

[LynnTheDem]

14. "the rights are being stripped away on a daily basis." ...Ummm...

yeah coz LIBERALS have been running the country the past 8 years!


:rofl:


Freepers; stupidest MFers on the planet.

[TheBigotBasher]

15. They have recently been trying to justify Bush

in their own small minds. Some now argue he was not one of them, he was in fact a Socialist Democrat on all except the war against terrorism, put there to make them look bad.

A bit like their views on dinosaurs and God.

[LynnTheDem]

17. As I've always said; rightwingnuts are the stupidest MFers on the planet.

They voted for bUsh.

Twice.

That does make them look bad.

And stupid.

[calimary]

33. I guess so! How else could you explain one of them evidently thinking coleman is/was a RINO?

smarmy normy - a RINO? Yeah. Sure. I believe that one. Plain as the Pinocchio nose on his face.


:rofl:

[bunkerbuster1]

37. Well, they think the current economic problems are the "Democrat Congress"' fault

I always wonder out loud how half of a legislative body could do all that stuff.

[Number23]

20. "Comment #74 Removed by Moderator"

Followed immediately by "Comment #80 Removed by Moderator"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You get a rec from me just for those screen grabs!

[Froward69]

22. Heads are caving in

all over that board!!!

such sweet revenge... :fistbump: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Doctor.]

23. Some things are sad.

And others are both sad and hilarious at once!

[The Doctor.]

24. Here's the only real problem with what you've done here...

You've played into the 'sports fan' mentality of these idiots.

Yes, that is the cornerstone of ignorance these people operate by. They really believe that affiliation transcends conscience, diligence, and integrity.

They really do not understand that governance is not a sport, but means by which We The People derive influence over our collective destiny.

I've dealt with so many of them on line and in person, and every single one of them has the 'us vs them' mentality that prevents them from understanding... or even listening to common sense if it comes from 'the other side'.

[Vektor]

25. I'm glad they are so disappointed in the fact that America is coming to its senses and leaning left.

Maybe they will leave en masse, and real Americans (Democrats) can have their country back.

[Sultana]

27. Your John Kerry pic is amazing

What a great man, it was an honor to vote for him in 2004 (It was also my first vote ever).

:)

[Vektor]

30. Yay!

I, too, was honored to cast my vote for this great man in 2004.

Thanks for the compliment on the pic - it's one of my favorites ever taken of him. :-)

[Sultana]

32. You're welcome

[ObamaKerryDem]

44. Mine, too! And I will always remain damn proud of that fact..

and that man. :)

[asdjrocky]

29. That was great fun to read.

Thanks so much for posting. K&R!

[mountainvue]

31. What is a "mountbank"? n/t

[Rowdyboy]

35. A charleton or a swindler...

A charlatan (also called swindler) is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame or other advantages via some form of pretence or deception.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mountebanks

From the comic opera "The Mountebanks"

Its one of those words thats fun to say....

[Rowdyboy]

34. How delightfully funny....you gave me my last laugh of a great day.....

I'm almost ashamed at the pleasure I take in their pathetic despair. What silly assed sore losers.

Still, schadenfreude is wonderfully fun!

[DarleenMB]

36. oh dear god NO

PlEASE DON'T MOVE TO WYOMING! We have enough idiots here as it is. STAY THE FUCK IN MN!

[pipi_k]

40. hahahaaah

This makes me think of nuclear waste that gets carted around the country looking for a place to get dumped because nobody wants it in their backyard...



:rofl:

[pipi_k]

38. I hope this one isn't blaming his home's devaluation

on the liberals...


I’m disgusted... I’ve lived in MN since 95, and now I am practically giving my home away (for sale for $120,000.00) and am planning to go to either Wyoming or South Dakota. Way too many liberals here and the rights are being stripped away on a daily basis.


In any case, his last sentence is a classic and always makes me shake my head and laugh...

WTF do they mean that their "rights are being stripped away on a daily basis"????


Has anyone ever actually asked one of those imbeciles which of their "rights" has been taken away on a daily basis? I'm curious, but also not caught up with my rabies or tetanus shots, so spending a lot of time there in order to converse with them wouldn't be very healthy...



Are they, perchance, speaking of their "right" to tell the rest of us how we should live our lives based on THEIR interpretation of their precious bible?

[treestar]

43. And yet the Patriot Act and other such assorted things doesn't

bother them in the least as in invasion of their rights!!

:rofl:

[underpants]

41. ButThreeLeftsDo--now THAT is a funny screenname

very clever

[Libby2]

47. Yep, it sure is, also too.

[Downtown Hound]

42. OMG! I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!

It's like listening to somebody on a bad acid trip just spout out random nonsense. Looks like they've reached the end part of their Jesus trip and are getting into their own nightmares.

[AtomicKitten]

45. O'Reilly must be apoplectic. ;)

[Zavulon]

48. That site never ceases to amaze me.

What really gets me is how amateurish it looks. Like a 1995 Geocities site built by the slowest kid in class.