Joan Rivers says Obama should have plastic surgery on his ears

[CatWoman]

CatWoman says Joan Rivers needs to shut the fuck up.

Joan Rivers: Obama Should Have Pinned Back His Ears

[yourguide]

1. Jesus

Rivers has had enough plastic surgery for Obama's whole family, including the extended family in Kenya.

[babylonsister]

2. "catty" of her. Just because she relishes p.s., doesn't mean everyone does.

And I love his ears!

:hi:

[CatWoman]

10. she's starting to look like that cat woman

Jocelyn Whats-her-name

:hi:

[NYCGirl]

17. She's already crossed over into Wildenstein territory, IMO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1056573/Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-flaunts-feline-features-romantic-day-man.html

[CatWoman]

30. Jesus

she looks hideous.

why would anyone want to purposely do that to themselves? :scared:

[Maru Kitteh]

87. Also, where are the ethics of the physicians who consent to perform those surgeries?

It's difficult to imagine someone so desperately dissatisfied with themselves that they would seek to "fix" themselves by even denying their identity as a human, let alone a woman.

[DangerousRhythm]

26. Definitely... scary stuff.

If only there existed surgery for lack of tact. I guess there are some things you just can't fix.

[pleah]

3. I think DU should pass out some mellow yellows.

:evilgrin:

to add: I'm first in line.:P

[awoke_in_2003]

84. And I got your back. nt

[Phx_Dem]

4. And she's just the person to dispense beauty advice.

Her face is pulled so tight, I'm surprised she can even see Obama.

:rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

85. Her face is pulled so tight...

I am surprised she doesn't have a beard.

[Phx_Dem]

91. ROLF! That is not a picture I want in my head!

[AspenRose]

5. Who?

I'm sure he'll just rush RIGHT out in the midst of major world crises and get that done, stat! :sarcasm:

:eyes:

[sandnsea]

6. She would say that, lol

She's being funny, right, like Rickles? rotfl

[Rebubula]

52. Humor...

...some people here have lost it.

I mean...really...does ANYONE REALLY think that Joan Rivers (who is insanely funny - especially in self deprecating humor; see Geico Commercial) is honestly advising The President of the United States to have his ears pulled back?

Just as a side note to all humor impaired people (in their defense, after this long campaign...kind of easy to blur the line between humor and derogatory\insane statements) - Joan River is a COMEDIENNE and makes jokes about a lot of people...especially herself.

Please folks...try to get a thicker skin when it comes to political humor...our man will be the target for the next 8 years. It happens to all of them...it does NOT always mean that the target is being attacked; just made fun of. This is political satire and we must not act like POTUS is a sacred cow.

[janx]

82. This thread is funnier by far than anything I've heard

from Joan Rivers!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Cha]

7. I saw that on Huffpost..

she may have thought it was funny but it only showcased her ignorance.

[KamaAina]

8. KamaAina says Joan Rivers should have (yet more) plastic surgery on her head

to get it out of her a$$. :eyes:

No, Joan, we can NOT talk!

[Enrique]

9. nice backhanded compliment to Hillary

I'm sure Hillary appreciates being called "weathered". :rofl:

[DevonRex]

77. Oh my. That was catty of her. Joan's jealous that a woman who

hasn't had 20 facelifts looks better than she does.

[elleng]

11. Joan rivers should have plastic surgery on her mouth,

again.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

12. Joan Rivers needs to shut the fuck up.

Oh, wait... you already said that! :-)

[JVS]

13. I would never listen to her advice about plastic surgery

[Captain Hilts]

14. I've seen her in person. Her eyes are now on the side of her head. It's creepy.

Obama's ears look fine.

I wish he'd grow his hair a little bit longer.

[janx]

20. Face lifts ARE creepy.

I'm aging rapidly, but a friend of mine had one and it still creeps me out. Her face was always puffy anyway (she's 11 years older than I am and didn't even need a face lift), but now every time I see her I cringe at the puffed up nature of her face. And she only had a mini-lift. It was very grotesque.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

29. If you stand directly in front of her, she can't see you

She's kind of like a flounder

[DevonRex]

78. OMG. I just said the same thing, only a day late. But, I also added that her ears

are next to each other on the back of her head. :) and :hi: Mookie!

[janx]

15. I love this comment:

"Obama doesn't need fashion advice from a woman who is indistinguishable from her double at Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum."




:rofl:

[Window]

44. LOL! She definitely looks like she would melt in a sauna.

[Skidmore]

48. The only thing that comes to mind while looking at this picture of Rivers is

that her navel must be about at the back of the part in her hair by now.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. I wouldn't take any beauty tips from someone who looks like an overstretched asshole. nt

[Metric System]

18. Joan Rivers is a Republican.

[grantcart]

19. well that kills the rumor that CatWoman is Joan Rivers

[Captain Hilts]

25. That's funny!!

[CatWoman]

31. hey!!!!!!

:grr:

[Kahuna]

21. Kahuna says, Joan needs to get her old face back. The new one is hideous. nt

[FrenchieCat]

22. As long as he can hear, his ears are fine.

Joan Rivers should stick to Fashion advise on the TV guide Station that no one watches. :eyes:

[Smarmie Doofus]

23. She also once said that Willie Nelson looks like he should wear...

... a roach motel around his neck.

It's what she does.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Her face is like Wikipedia.

Everyone's had a crack at it until it doesn't resemble anything anymore.

[JVS]

41. good one

[mucifer]

27. his ears are cute!

:)

[NV Whino]

28. Well, Joan's had lots of experience with plastic surgery.

[ronnykmarshall]

58. One more face lift on her and she'll have a beard.

[DevonRex]

79. *snort* You always make me giggle, ronny. You're fantastic

at one-liners. My only wish is that you'd do it more often, like 10 times a day, here on DU.

[Balderdash]

80. LMAO! nt

[Clio the Leo]

32. Then what would I fantasize about rubbing?

Joan is a hoot.

[salguine]

33. Joan Rivers saying someone should have plastic surgery is like

Anna Nicole Smith saying someone should try drugs and alcohol. "Look what it did for me!"

[jhrobbins]

57. Ok, I have to weigh in with my favorite plastic surgery joke- Joan Rivers(et al)

has had her face pulled and tightened so many times she now has a goatee.

[DeschutesRiver]

34. And she needs to be gene spliced to normality

but since we aren't quite there yet for her ailment, all she can do is play with her plastic surgery and botox set.

[busybl]

35. JOAN

Who asked ya?

[jillan]

36. Obama has cute ears and Joan should stfu!

[busybl]

37. Is it me?

or do all these old ladies with multiple face lifts look like Madam of Madam and Waylon fame?

[Garbo 2004]

38. LOL....now that you mention it, you've got a point. LOL n/t

[janx]

40. What is that? n/t

[fudge stripe cookays]

46. Here ya go...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayland_Flowers

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0WTefYE9GFJGx4B6qmJzbkF?p=wayland+flowers+and+madame&fr=slv8-mdp&ei=utf-8&x=wrt&y=Search

You're a youngin, huh? Most folks who are in their late 30s/early 40s remember Madame.

[janx]

63. OMG!

No, I'm 51, but I don't know that I ever saw Madame! :rofl: (I probably did. She looks somewhat familiar.)

[Kahuna]

45. You nailed it.

:thumbsup:

[devilgrrl]

39. Oh grow up Joan!

:eyes:

[MrSlayer]

42. So says the plastic surgery addict who's face has been lifted so often she has a pubic goatee.

Rivers does need to shut the fuck up.

[Skittles]

43. no, he should not

Obama's ears are part of his charm

[rasputin1952]

47. LOL...

like it did her a a lot of good...she's not exactly the poster girl for surgical procedures of that nature...:rofl:

Her head looks like to could split a log w/it.

[shayes51]

49. She's a comedian.

I think she was just trying to be funny.

[Vinca]

50. Are you sure it was Joan Rivers? Did she have on a name tag?

The woman has had so much "work" done she's adopted the Liddy Dole space alien look. The next contender is Mary Matelin.

[whistler162]

51. Yup... because....

guys like Clark Gable, Bing Crosby, and that guy in Great Britain Chuck Windsor or something like that all succeeded after their ears where pinned back.

[BeyondGeography]

53. It's a joke, fer chrissakes

:freak:

[Arkansas Granny]

54. This is humor, folks. Obama himself has made fun of his ears. During

a visit to Mt. Rushmore this year he made this remark:

Obama was asked if he'd like to see his face on the mountain with Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt.

"I dont think my ears would fit," Obama said, laughing. "There's only so much rock up there."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/05/obama-eyeing-sp.html

[bdamomma]

55. the comics will not have their material with Obama, Bush was their buffoon.

[LWolf]

56. Do they have some sort of plastic surgery that

filters Joan Rivers, lol?

If so, I expect long lines outside the surgeon's office.

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

59. Wow....

...she should talk?

IMO, in the pic on the left, she looks like a white Michael Jackson...and in the one on the right?

She just looks like mega shit! :wow:

[Beacool]

62. For once I agree with you 100%.

Who the hell is Rivers to talk about anyone's physical appearance? Both she and her daughter are not exactly bastions of beauty. Obama is a good looking man. She should also be lucky enough to look as "weathered" as Hillary, who is light years prettier than Joan and without the need for plastic surgery.

;-)

[Hepburn]

67. And I agree with you 100%!!!

Is the sky falling???? :hi:

[Beacool]

68. Yeah, as long it's not about Obama or Hillary.

:7

:toast:

[Hepburn]

69. LOL...

...well, I do agree that Hillary looks great and Obama's ears are just right!

:cheers: <-------Happy New Year!

Edit for typo

[Beacool]

72. Happy New Year to you too!!!!!

:party:

[DevonRex]

81. I just said that above. I only hope to "weather" as well as Hillary has.

Hillary has that natural beauty that improves over time. There aren't that many people with the good fortune to do that. Joan is just jealous.

Another thing is that I really enjoy imperfection in beautiful people. It's what makes them interesting and real, rather than boring and artificial. *With apologies in advance to anybody here who happens to have perfect looks.

[Beacool]

88. I've seen Hillary in person many times over the years.

I just saw her 2 weeks ago in NYC and expect to see her again next week. IMO, she's prettier in person than on TV or in pics. She has the most beautiful deep blue eyes with very long eyelashes and a smile that lights up any room. But, what makes her even more attractive, is her sense of humor and easy laugh.

;-)

[NYC_SKP]

92. I have to agree...

I do!

Happy New Year, Beacool!!! :toast: :hi:

[Beacool]

96. Hi Pooch, Happy New Year!!!!

How did you both spend the holidays? I was in FL until yesterday afternoon.

:toast:

[NYC_SKP]

99. Florida!? Good choice!

I was in Charlottesville around Christmas time, then back home to not-so-sunny California.

Good to be home! :-) Now it's Houston day after tomorrow... x(

Life is good, Beacool! :toast:

[Beacool]

100. My mom lives in Palm Beach.

I went home for the holidays. Two weeks of sun and relaxation, the weather was lovely. Now I'm back in cold NJ and back to work. Wuaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

It looks like you spend a good portion of your time traveling.

Yes, life is good.

Here's to a better year than the last one.

:party:

[janx]

95. AWWW...

That's very sweet! ;-)

[Beacool]

98. She's a great woman.

If more people knew her personally they wouldn't trash her like they do over here.

:-)

[JuniperLea]

60. Joan should refrain from making jokes about the appearance of others...

It's one thing to joke about one's own ears. This is something quite different, especially coming from someone who has more surgery than sense.

[WI_DEM]

61. Joan needs plastic surgery on her mouth.

[sundog]

64. i like his ears

actually

signed,
a fellow big-ear

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

65. You realize that Joan Rivers is a comedienne, right?

One who's bit is centered around plastic surgery, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_uqn8VDUA

[KatieW]

66. I love his ears. Besides, if Obama did have surgery on his ears,

Will Smith would not be able to portray him in a movie based on his live.

[eagertolearn]

70. I love his ears! Just think of all the kids with big ears that won't be embarrassed by them now! n/

[alphafemale]

89. They aren't really that big. They just stick out. Like a car with its doors open.

But...his notable ears? The better to Hear you with my dear. :bounce:

[AlCzervik]

71. If Joan Rivers was pulled any tighter Buddy Rich could do a solo on her face.

[Balderdash]

73. When you become a parody of yourself from so

much plastic surgery you need to STFU about how someone else looks. Unreal. I used
to love Joan Rivers but she has become a thing that nightmares are made of.

[Catherine Vincent]

74. I know she was joking but his ears aren't bad. It's not like they are huge or anything.

There are some men and women with very large ears....Obama isn't one of them.

[JVS]

90. Anyone who keeps his hair as close cropped as Obama is going to have ears that look relatively big.

[TexasObserver]

75. Says, Rivers, who looks like someone stretched her face over an Orangutan skull.

Remember when her personality was the only thing hideous about her?

Why do people do that to themselves? I think most plastic surgery on aging faces is horrific. Nothing wrong with looking old.

[DevonRex]

76. Why, so they can meet on the back of his head like hers do? I swear

that woman is pulled so tight that her eyes are on the side now.

[sallyseven]

83. Quite frankly his ears are an example of

a true, realistic person. Nothing phony about him. She is a fool. His ears are real and so is he. No need to make a mess of him because she thinks it would look better. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

[awoke_in_2003]

86. "My, what big ears he has"

(hopefully) "the better to hear us with"

[treestar]

93. If it's suppposed to be funny, she's losing her touch

Doesn't take much comedic talent to come up with something like that.

[crimsonblue]

94. crimsonblue says Joan Rivers should stop imitating Buffalo Bob

and wearing other people's skin on her face.

[AtomicKitten]

97. Oh, is she still alive?

:)

[Evoman]

101. Ha! Joan Rivers is really funny..and self-depricating. She would probably agree with most of the

people on here making fun of her looks, since she has one thing that people on here apparently don't have. A sense of humour.

[yellowcanine]

102. She is funny but also can be very catty at times. I think that is what people are responding to.

And sometimes she isn't as funny as she seems to think she is, imo.

[Teaser]

103. Joan Rivers should have her mouth boarded up

and its vaporous exhalations routed out back through her ass.