Hell, Let's put Palin and Kennedy on Jeopardy, all categories political related!!!

[KansasVoter]

Then we can see if Palin is as qualified and smart!

Want to make any bets??

[Avalux]

1. That would be awesome.

Caroline would wipe the floor with her and she'd run off the stage crying. Sounds like a good comedy skit...

[daninthemoon]

2. i'll take a vowel alex...what?...bet you'd give a kennedy a vowel

[SoCalDem]

21. Mulch, Bark, Leaf & Root

"What are the names of the next 4 Palin children"?

[liberalmuse]

3. I could go for that.

Who in the hell does that podunk piece of shit think she is? I wish a moose would maul her. I can't handle accidentally stumbling upon something stupid she's said while innocently surfing the net. That sorry excuse for humanity is fucking getting on my nerves.

[emilyg]

4. umm...you know....ummm

[Cha]

11. Caroline Kennedy..

"YouTube interview by fifth grader shows a caring and eloquent Caroline Kennedy"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/01/04/2009-01-04_youtube_interview_by_fifth_grader_shows_.html

[dionysus]

22. now now, don't spoil someones bitter kennedy hatred like that!!!

:7

[Cha]

30. I was all prepared for a "so what".

:7

[Celeborn Skywalker]

29. Sarah Palin

would get her stupid ass whooped by an intelligent woman like Caroline! It would be a sight to see.

[rufus dog]

5. great idea ... but

after she would claim Alex Trabec is a liberal Canadian who slanted all the questions against her. The final Jeopardy question should be "name the largest state in Canada, that way she would lose what little money she earned... what the f am I talking about, she wouldn't make it to final Jeopardy.

[TheKentuckian]

6. Shoot...I'd take anyone that reads a paper or watches an hour of tee vee news a day

over Palin EVERYTIME and will spot any reasonably informed Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Ind., Socialist, or whatever I will spot her a 2-3k.

[Jennicut]

7. Caroline also has class, something Sarah so dearly lacks

She is a nitwit

[Jamastiene]

8. Kennedy will win. n/t

[smalll]

9. I bet there'd be no Final Jeopardy question, because BOTH of them would be in negative numbers

by the end of the half hour. Alex would have to award the win to whichever one of them had lost the least money.

[Captain Hilts]

12. Caroline is uniformly described as highly intelligent. nt

[LynneSin]

25. Well clearly you know nothing about Caroline Kennedy

I mean she only has an undergraduate degree from Harvard, law degree from Columbia and has writtens everal books about Constitution Law. What has Palin done - played the flute for a Ms Alaska talent show?

[smalll]

31. Caroline has CO-written TWO books about Con Law -- with someone else who is a real lawyer --

meaning, with someone who has actually practiced law (unlike Caroline.) I highly suspect that for each book, Caroline "co-authored" just about two words -- the words, "Caroline Kennedy" for the title page.

Let me self-disclose a little here: believe it or not, I actually got a J.D. from Columbia Law as well - and actually practiced law for a couple of years (nothing glamorous or high-paid however.) And I, like Caroline, have worked for the NYC Department of Education -- but I actually worked full-time, as a teacher (while she worked a very light part-time job as a fund-raiser.)

I guess even little ol' smalll is more qualified to be the next Senator from New York than the You Know Princess of Park Avenue!

[LynneSin]

32. Any one of us is qualified posting here, if they live in NY and are over 30, is qualifed

To treat Caroline Kennedy as some dumb hick like Sarah Palin is just wrong. I think Ms Kennedy would do just fine one Jeopardy.

[spindrifter]

10. Does Sarah get to bring her flash cards?

[Beacool]

13. Oh, please no...............

Between the winks and "you betcha" of one and the "you know" of the other, I rather be tortured by Cheney.

x(

[Berry Cool]

14. In what respect, Alex?

You mean the answer must also be phrasin' in the form of a question also?

Well, Alex, I don't know the answer to that one, but I'll find it and I'll bring it to ya.

[Clio the Leo]

15. She's still gonna want to phone a friend. NT

[LiberalFighter]

17. How many friends could she possibly have?

[LiberalFighter]

16. I hope it would include the order that the branches of the govt is listed in the Constitution.

The correct answer: What is Legislative, Executive, Judicial?

Interesting how Executive is not first. :think:

[LiberalFighter]

18. Answer: Elected first President of the USA in 1781 to a one year term.

Question: Who is John Hansen?

[SoCalDem]

19. I'll take Moose Guts for $300, Alex

[LiberalFighter]

20. How would she fare with.. Admitted to the Union on August 21, 1959.

Would she respond with Alaska or the correct answer.. Hawaii? Hmmm

[Occam Bandage]

23. I do not think that would end as well as you believe it would.

I don't think Palin would win, but I don't think Ms. Kennedy would impress anyone.

[LynneSin]

24. Screw Politics - how about name of major newspapers & Policies you preach but ignore

:eyes:

[gauguin57]

26. OK, call SNL, get Will Ferrell to come back for another appearance ...

... get Darrell Hammond into the Sean Connery makeup ... set up the big fake Jeopardy board ... and IT'S ON. Only usually it's three stupid (or uncooperative) celebrities -- this time it would be two goofballs and someone who can actually answer the questions (hint ... it won't be Sean or Sarah)

[hamsterjill]

27. What do you mean we have to go to commercial, Alex?

You're just going to commercial because it's a "class" issue. If I were playing against Joe the Plumber, you wouldn't go to commercial. But because I'm playing against Caroline Kennedy, you have to take a commercial break?

Alex, you know you're not the center of the universe, right?

[LibertyLover]

28. "In what respect Alex?"

"And I just wanna give a shout out to my brother-in-law's class at WhatsamattaWasila Elementary School. You kids are going to get extra credit for watchin' me here on "Jeopardy" and a big red "F" if you answer any question correctly that I don't."

[justgamma]

33. Hell, she belongs on

Jaywalking allstars with Jay Leno.

[Fire1]

34. There is no contest. Don't be fooled by Kennedy. Still

waters run deep. Palin is out smarted AND out classed in that arena.

[rvablue]

35. "I'll take foreign countries I can see from my house for $200, Alex." n/t

[JerseygirlCT]

36. Heck, you could probably let the idiot pick her categories

and she'd still wiff.

[Onlooker]

37. Palin would do it, probably, but Kennedy wouldn't. She won't work for the opportunity.

She's a Kennedy and so expects the position to be handed to her because of her last name. She disgusts me, though I'm a great admirer of Ted and Bobby.

[jmowreader]

38. "Alex, I'll take The Vice Presidency for $1000"

'These are the duties of the vice president as delineated in the Constitution.'

"Alex, I'm glad you asked that. The Constitution gives the vice president a lot of freedom to do her job in the way that's most pleasing to the LORD."

'Sarah, you stupid shit. First, you're already into us for $10,000 on not answering this crap in the form of a question, and if you do it again I'm asking for a check. And second, the answer is "breaks ties in the Senate, and takes the place of the president when the president is unable to fulfill his duties." You remember the Constitution, right? They probably spent fifteen whole minutes on it at the half-ass high school you went to.'