Obama surprise: long birth certificate finally released

[pnwmom]

http://www.examiner.com/x-1114-Seattle-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m1d6-Obama-birth-controversy-solved

The campaign provided a certified copy of Obama’s birth certificate to reporters on Wednesday morning. It is viewable on www.barackisreallyatexan.com.

How Obama's mother ended up in Midland is still a bit of a mystery. At 17 years old she was characterized as "high spirited," and reportedly jumped on the private plane of an oilman who was visiting Hawaii during the latter stages of her pregnancy.

Conspiracy theorists attempted to link the unnamed oilman to the Bush family, which was living around Midland at the time. They could find no connection, but it did emerge that Obama was in the same maternity ward as future actor Woody Harrelson.

Shortly after the birth mother and child returned to Hawaii, finding a sympathetic doctor to issue a birth certificate that reflected the now-official August 4 date.

“We felt that the public would support an African-American candidate," the spokesman said. "But it was clear that anyone from Texas would be unelectable this year.”

[pnorman]

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[Clio the Leo]

2. LOL @ The reference to Woody Harrelson.....

... who's father we all know was really the second gunman on the grassy knoll. ha ha

[pnwmom]

3. I forgot about that. I was just thinking about another scenario:

switched at birth!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

4. Charles Harrelson murdered a Federal Judge.

In San Antonio in 1979. Judge John Wood.
Plugged him as he was leaving his Alamo Heights condo on Broadway to go to work one fine morning.

[Clio the Leo]

5. But he really IS someone whom conspiracy theorists...

.... try to link to the JFK assasination.

I'm not kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVlqh14WHY

And the very fact that this fruit cake thinks that Oswald did NOT act alone is proof that he DID. :)