How DARE the people of Illinois keep me from getting a pap smear!!!

CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:10 PM
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How DARE the people of Illinois keep me from getting a pap smear!!!

:rofl:

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camera obscura

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:12 PM
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1. Rod Blagojevich will personally make sure every women in Illinois gets her pap smear and breast exam

makes me glad I'm a few states away from y'all...

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Withywindle

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:14 PM
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2. Bush was also upset a while back about all those OB/GYNs who can't

practice their love with women....

what is this country coming to? :rofl:

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:16 PM
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3. the horror!!!

the horror!!

:rofl:

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Withywindle

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:23 PM
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7. You can't even think about either of those creeps before you get a pelvic.

You'll just clamp right up.

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izzybeans

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:16 PM
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4. Not if Blago's Elvis Puff has anything to say about it.

:rofl:

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:23 PM
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6. LOL!!! "elvis puff"????

:rofl:

are you talking about his hair?

I like Blago's hair :rofl:

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izzybeans

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:27 PM
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9. I'm reading Arundhati Roy's God of Small Things

Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:27 PM by izzybeans

one of the character's is describe as having an Elvis Puff. I like the term.

This is the first google link to it.
http://www.ultrabrown.com/posts/the-elvis-puff

"He's all that and a bucket of hair oil." for sure.

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:19 PM
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5. Wait....what?

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:23 PM
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8. Did you see Blago's press conference today?

:hi:

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:37 PM
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10. Nope.

Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:38 PM by Forkboy

But now that I have some context I don't feel so queasy. I'm like, "what the hell is going on in Illinois this time?" ;)

:loveya:

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:39 PM
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11. ROFL!!!

Blago said he's being impeached because he tried to offer women pap smears :rofl:

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:47 PM
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13. I tried that defense once, too...it didn't work for me either.

:rofl:

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tammywammy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:42 PM
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12. OMG!

I'm totally stealing that pic! :rofl:

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:48 PM
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14. LOL

It's the best "Wait..what?" pic I've seen yet. :evilgrin:

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tammywammy

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:59 PM
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16. I've been using this one

But yours is sooooo much better. :rofl:

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:02 PM
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18. That's me all day every day.

:freak:

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tammywammy

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:07 PM
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19. Maybe you need this smiley

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:10 PM
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21. That's what made look like that in the first place.

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tammywammy

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:13 PM
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22. LOL

:rofl:

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 09:57 PM
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15. he's such a slut

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Forkboy

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:00 PM
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17. I'm not the one with a bunch of pussy in my sigline.

:hide:

:yoiks:

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CatWoman

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Fri Jan-09-09 10:09 PM
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20. Meow!!!!

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