FREEPER: "I just wish there was some way to stop Obama before he destorys [sic] the country."

[Bicoastal]

Maybe George Bush will declare Marshall law (sic) sometime later this week. In fact I am sending him an email right now and recommending it.. I mean obviously if the economy is in such dire straights worser (sic) then even the Great Depression we really shouldn’t be changing Presidents at this time don’t you agree?

There must be a way to stop Obama. On NOV 4th America was on a drunken stupor fueled by the BDS liquor and the Obama messiah change drugs that the MSM and the wackoo (sic) left was feeding the electorate.

8 days before the inauguration and I am already pining for the good ol’ days under George W. Bush.

Jeeeeesus H. Christ.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Good ol' Marshall law!

That means I get to take over.

[Bicoastal]

3. LOL

[Richardo]

12. Jinx!

:hi:

[Bake]

13. Don't laugh! I see that term misused here fairly often.

"Marshall" law.

Bake

[WeDidIt]

35. I got yer Marshall Law right here!

[SIMPLYB1980]

40. I see you that Marshall and raise you this one.

:evilgrin:

[eshfemme]

37. I for one welcome our Marshall overlords

:P

[slackmaster]

94. Didn't he used to tour in some kind of Wild West show with Cardinal Sin?

[Richardo]

2. Ah, the ever-popular Marshall Law. I think that's where you take circle to block.

[Ioo]

4. "worser" is not a word - What a _________

[peace frog]

24. I'll take "moran" for 1,000, Alex

It's the Daily Double!

[sharp_stick]

5. How nice of him

to send shrubbie an email. I think I'll send one too just to cancel it out you know. Shrubbie reads all the emails sent to him personally.

Who the hell is this Marshall guy these RW idiots think will be in charge and why does he have a law?

Fuck these people are stupid beyond belief.

[formercia]

62. He would send God an e-mail if he had the address.

..as if God gives a shit.

What a great idea for a web site. :rofl:

http://god.com/

[monmouth]

6. marshall law vs. martial law. It drives me nuttier or "worser" than

I already am. As a student, this was a child left behind...

[greguganus]

74. I've seen marital law and marital arts. n/t

[mrreowwr_kittty]

7. That's gotta be a parody. Okay, fess up, which DUer is it? nt

[Ganja Ninja]

8. "worser"?

God these people are stupid.

[baldguy]

One word for people like this: traitor.

Freedom, liberty and democracy are alien concepts to them. They put ideology ahead of country and dream of a day when America will have its own Hitler or Stalin.

And all to often there will be low-life political operative who would be happy to exploit them.

[greguganus]

75. Don't you mean "trader"? n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. destoryed by teh wackoo Obama.

[Greyskye]

10. You missed another (sic)

I see you already caught some others in the quoted text, but I like this one:

"I mean obviously if the economy is in such dire straights..."

Oh no, those dastardly dire 'straights'! I guess he must be a fan of 'the gay', since most people would say 'dire straits' instead... :rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

39. Oh no, not dire straits?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcnP5CjOy1Y

[Touchdown]

60. Well, the Straits of Magellan were dire for sea vessels in days of yore

Oh' it's spelt right.:blush:

[Cha]

68. And, here's one I noticed..

Maybe George Bush will declare Marshall law (sic) sometime later this week. In fact I am sending him an email right now and recommending it.. I mean obviously if the economy is in such dire straights worser (sic) then(sic) even the Great Depression we really shouldn’t be changing Presidents at this time don’t you agree?

[Lex]

11. A freeper wrote me that I should try to get HYPTOmized

because I'm always mad about Bush. Maybe hyptomism would work on me to chill me out.

Hyptomized?

[demwing]

25. He meant you should get a hyptotomy

and have your hypto removed. Whats it mean?


I DON'T KNOW!

[ElboRuum]

66. I wanna be a hyptomologist when I grow up!!!

[KansDem]

14. It appears a lot of "sics" are necessary when quoting Freepers...(nt)

[demwing]

26. They live in a (sic) world

full of (sic) people.

[ElboRuum]

67. You mean a (sic) werld with (sic) peeple, right.

[Cabcere]

15. Ahahahahahahahaha

Oh geez. Sounds like somebody's got a bad case of ODS... :D

[zulchzulu]

16. Why would we want to have a bad Australian TV show shown across America?

"Marshall Law" was an Australian television series that only ran for one season in 2002. It was an Ally McBeal-style comedy that just went nowhere.

:shrug:

[jobycom]

17. Is destorying kind of like demytholigizing?

That might be a good thing, if Obama can pull it off.

[rvablue]

21. I was fascinated by this....maybe this freeper with his coinage of "destorying" is

actually on to something?

:think:

[boobooday]

18. More W for Worser

:puke:

[Vanje]

19. Its scary

How these people think.

Really.
Scarey

[seemunkee]

20. Marshall Matt Dillon

He know how to keep the peace

[Mist]

29. Yeah, 'coz real life is like Gunsmoke -- in freep-world. nt

[YOY]

22. There are no words.

No words at all.

They should have sent a poet to describe this assclowns post.

[liberalmuse]

23. I thnk meth might actually improve the average Freeper's brain function.

You could call it delusion, but this goes beyond that. This is stuff that needs to be sealed in a concrete bunker and transported to the nearest toxic waste dump. :eyes:

[EraOfResponsibility]

27. Shit, that second paragraph sounds like something a DUer would say

so what's the difference, really? :eyes:

[classof56]

28. He forgot to mention that Obama is a muslin.

Pining for the good ol' days under George W. Bush?

Geez...words fail me!

[DevonRex]

30. OMG. No more stories???? nt

[Starry Messenger]

63. LOL!!

You beat me to it.

[Alcibiades]

31. "we really shouldn’t be changing Presidents"

Move to a country where they have a king or queen then, idiot.

[ObamaKerryDem]

34. I know, right? That person has got to be fucking kidding..

though knowing the Freepers, they most likely were not. This is a democracy and their beloved Dubya has reached the end of his final term (THANK GOD! Thought at times it would never end..), though try telling that to a group of people who support someone who was basically appointed by the Supreme Court. I mean, why care about a little thing like democracy if you support that? :eyes:

Good riddance!

[Alcibiades]

88. It's all about what Joe Sixpack wants

Unless the poll numbers are down, in which case public opinion does not matter and historians should judge. Elites are bad, except when they hold PhD's in history, apparently.

They cannot find any basis for the legitimacy of the reign of George II. Republican misrule has created a crisis so great we must end democracy and institute a monarchy!

[DBoon]

32. Like how Pinochet stopped Allende?

Granted this guy is an idiot, but the scenario he advocates has an illustrious history, including support by the likes of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissenger.

That's the reality of what freepers want - a military coup with thousands of people executed.

Traitors

[LaydeeBug]

33. I said the exact same thing exactly eight years ago...

let them rot.

[LynneSin]

36. Well I see it this way - THE COUNTRY IS ALREADY DESTROYED

At this point we can only go back up

[Deja Q]

48. All we need is to be like Neo and take the blue pill.

Or is it the red one? Oh well, it was just a movie overhyped due to fancy special effects anyway... :D

[Vinca]

38. I'm betting that was a lefty having some fun. nt

[Enthusiast]

43. I'm betting it was authentic. I know

many far more ignorant than this one. Really.

[pipi_k]

80. I do too, and you know what's sad...

is when most of them are actual Americans for whom English is (allegedly) a first language.

I've seen foreign born people speak and write better than that.

[Catherine Vincent]

41. That's probably a DUer.

Doesn't Olbermann use "worser" in his "Worst Person in the World" section?

[SoxFan]

42. Marshall Law?

[11 Bravo]

44. He can have my stories when he pries them from my cold, dead, fingers.

[treestar]

45. Hmmm - Obama is going to level all buildings so no building in

the country has more than one story?

That won't hurt freepers. They live in basements.

[Sebastian Doyle]

50. Well wouldn't that stop the terraists?

Who's gonna fly a fucking plane into a one story building? No drama.

[Deja Q]

46. Wow, just how sic (sic) is that freeper piece of twit (sic) anyway?

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

47. BDS liquor?

Is that what they serve at BDSM meetings when M's aren't there?

:crazy:

[Bicoastal]

49. I looked it up--BDS means "Bush Derangement Syndrome"...

...'cause you'd have to be CRAZY to hate George W. Bush! Right? Am I right, people?

[SeattleGirl]

54. Call me crazy then!

'cause I hate that fucker!

[yellowcanine]

51. If houses are being destoried I hope someone declares Marshall Law.

We need a Marshall Plan for America if houses are destoried.

[yellowcanine]

52. Good idea. We will need a Marshall Plan for America to rebuild all of the houses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan

[Fire Walk With Me]

53. Everything fucking sucks so don't change the perpetrator!

:rofl:

[Two Americas]

55. de-story

I think people need to be "de-storied" - disabused of the stories the right wing propagandists have been telling them.

[Bucky]

56. I'm a proud member of the wackoo left. But believe me, if I had any "messiah change drugs"...

I wouldn't waste 'em on no voters!

[eppur_se_muova]

57. "we really shouldn’t be changing Presidents at this time" -- WTF?

Because this one has worked out SO WELL?

"We shouldn't be changing tires with the car handling so badly." :banghead:

[wildflowergardener]

58. Bush

I wish there had been some way to stop Bush before he destroyed the country and put us in another great depression among other things.

[Arkana]

59. Hahahaha...

Morons.

Ah well.

[mopinko]

61. bottom rail on top now, huh? np

[Touchdown]

64. Sam Gerard to Freeper: I. Don't. Bargain. Did you hear that?

[lonestarnot]

65. WTF? Worser? I didn't think we could get "worser" until I read this.

:puke: :rofl:

[kayakjohnny]

69. At least he got Jeeeeesus' middle inital right.

[Froward69]

70. link??

[Donald Ian Rankin]

71. What was the poster's post count? I kind of suspect a troll...

NT

[hvn_nbr_2]

72. It would be a good thing if Obama destorys (de-stories) the country.

Here are a few stories I'd like to de:
-Liberals are un-American
-War is patriotic and dissent is un-American
-Destroying the middle class and sending jobs overseas is the way to prosperity
-What's good for the super-rich is good for everyone
-Corporations can be trusted to do what is right (or even what is in their own long-term interest)
-The poor are poor because they're lazy
-Taking from the poor to give to the rich is a good thing
-Christians and Christianity are persecuted in America
-Anyone who isn't a wingnut wacko "Christian" is a Satan-worshipper
-Trickle-down Raygunomics ever made any kind of sense
-America is a center-right country
-The Founding Fathers were rabid wingnut types of Christian
-American is a Christian country, in the fashion of wacko "Christians"

Oh, fuck, I could waste half the electrons in the universe listing lies and stories that need to be de-storied. Feel free to add your additions to my list.

[Undercurrent]

73. Rats!

Once again I was left out of the loop.

Where are my "Obama messiah change drugs"? Did y'all get drugs? I didn't get no stinkin' drugs.

[JustAnotherGen]

76. Does this guy know

That Bush can't read?

[Sparkly]

77. Are you kidding me?? This HAS to be a joke.

What's left to destroy??!

How many times, in how many idiot-forums, did I tell these people what that Monkey in a Man Suit would do to this country -- and it all came horribly, tragically true.

(Of course, at the time, they called me a "Scare-o-crat.")

What are they worried Obama's going to do?!? "Tax and spend?"

Unbelievable. :mad:

[Caretha]

78. I think we should have

a "Dumber than Shit Freeper's" award on a weekly basis. Kinda like the "Duzy's".

Quote the post, the site it came from, their name & date of post and have it on a "sticky". They can all come each week & check and see if they made it to the big time. Just a thought, though it would be entertaining. The number of rec's would tell you how bad (good) it was. Maybe we could call it the "Freeper Shame of the Week Stupidity Award". There are so many good names, I'd have a hard time settling on just one.

I'm sometimes not a very nice person, so I'm definitely all for humiliating the bastards.

Btw, this one definitly deserves a prize!

[pipi_k]

79. For anyone wanting a link...

Here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2163171/posts

down near the bottom of the page



oops...edited to reflect that the person who posted it wasn't the person I thought it was...I originally said "cheddarcat"...it's "tomnbeverly"

[dana_b]

81. f***ing fascist!!

"they hate our freedom" "We're at war for freedom!"

"oh no! there was a fair and FREE election in which the people chose a candidate i hate. Declare Martial LAW!!!"

[firedupdem]

82. The one saying we will all be living in "squabble" was enough for

me to never peek over there again!

[Yavin4]

83. Does Marshall Law Mean....

that we have to listen to the Marshall Tucker Band?

[tblue37]

84. Don't forget to add another [sic] after "then" in

". . . worser (sic) then even the Great Depression. . . ."

". . . worser (sic) then (sic) even the Great Depression. . . ." (It should be "than.")

And then add one after "straights": ". . . dire straights (sic). . . ." ((It should be "straits.")

And two more: ". . . the Obama messiah change (sic) drugs that the MSM and the wackoo (sic) left was (sic) feeding the electorate. . . . " (Corrections: "changed" and "were.")

[complain jane]

85. Well, forget it now, the whole thing's done, he's sending an email...

That'll do it, I'm sure.

Fucking jackass.

[Sugarcoated]

86. Did someone say Marshall?

"Someday, someway, maybe I'll understand you . . . "

or maybe not . . . !

[LiberalPersona]

87. "good ol’ days"

Lol this freeper must've been living in a different dimension during these past 8 years.
The 20th can't come soon enough...

[Aristus]

89. HEY! He took the Lord's name in VAIN!

Godless Freeper... :eyes::+

I'm telling his momma!

[Jennicut]

90. Its just too easy, isn't it?

Morans!

[Teaser]

91. How does one misspell "wacko"?

Seriously.

[Canuckistanian]

92. That would be terrible if America were destoried

America has such wonderful stories.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

93. This MArshall guy comes up a lot

[onenote]

95. Another numbnuts with access to the internet

Of course, in all fairness, in the past year there were more than a few posts here on DU predicting that chimpy was going to declare martial law (or marshall law) before election day or before inauguration day.