Emotional Bush In ‘Mea Culpa’

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Tearful President: “The Responsibility is Mine Alone”

“It’s been eight years. I have tried, and I have failed. I see now that my policies and my methods were wrong. I am ultimately responsible - all the important decisions were mine and mine alone to make. All I can say now to the American people is that I am truly, deeply sorry.”

With those words, an obviously emotional President George W. Bush stunned the media at his final press conference as the nation’s 43rd President yesterday. The apology came in response to questions about the behavior of Barney, his eight-year-old Scottish terrier who made international headlines last November when he bit Reuters news reporter Jonathan Decker. “It’s not just that I’ve spoiled him, but I even encouraged aggressive behavior ever since Vladimir Putin called him out,” the remorseful Chief Executive explained...


...“Boy, am I going to miss that man!” gushed political pundit and Neo-Nazi icon Rush Limbaugh. “The courage, the pathos, that little smirk — didn’t you just want to hug him? Wow! And I’m not ashamed to say it - I’d do him right here and now for a couple of OxyContins.”


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