What will be the last Bushism?

[dem629]

For the last couple of weeks I have been wondering what the last official "Bushism" would be. Over the years we have been treated to gems like:

* "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

* "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

* "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

* "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

With one week to go, time is running out. http://jefftompkins.blogspot.com/2009/01/final-bushism.html">Could this be it -- the last in a line of thousands of Bushisms?

[bdamomma]

1. I have made the right decisions?

:puke:

[otohara]

2. Yesterday's Entire Press Conference

bat-shit-crazy

[Jennicut]

3. He must have had some Jack Daniels before the pess con

he was looking a little crazed in the eyes Or maybe he always looks like that.

[AndyA]

4. Last week, Bush said that

Barack Obama "was fixin' ta be President..."

Another stellar moment for the idiot son. :eyes:

[baldguy]

5. Calling he lies, deceptions, and incompetance "Bushisms" is an attempt to make him cute.

Evil mass-murderes are never cute.

[tomreedtoon]

6. The last Bushism before he dies...

...as he sits in Crawford, or wherever he winds up, in a drunken/stoned state:

"You all suck. Give me a Scotch."

And then he will fall over and go into a coma, from which he will never awaken.

Mission accomplished!

[lunatica]

7. His last press conference because it's his hail mary pass

He must have thought that all we needed was to see the real him. Many of those gestures and whiny snivelling put downs were new to me. But then I've actively avoided ever looking at him or listening to him.

Keith Olbermann did a great job of countering El Presidente Arbusto in his hail mary press conference though. It was worth watching

[Stevenmarc]

8. He'll say

To quote Nixon .. You won't have me to kick ...hmmm...kick me....mmmmmm.....kick me once you can't kick me again.

[SoCalDem]

9. "helicopter drivers" tickled me yesterday..

:)

[gmoney]

10. he's writing a book...

so, it could be an endless treasure trove... someone should convince him to write it himself without fancy pants ghostwriters and editors who actually know grammerical stuff

[dem629]

11. Maybe Sarah Palin could be his ghost-writer.

[MoonRiver]

12. Dimson's gaffs have given me a lot of laughs.

Of course I was screaming in rage at his ignorance while simultaneously laughing, but, hey, I'll miss the non-stop jokes at *'s expense a bit.

And as to his last bushism, I haven't a clue. I don't do "stupid" that well.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. When meets the Obama's at the door of the White House

and greets the Sasha and Malia ..... "Hey there Tasha, welcome to yer new home Melinda. This one over here is m' wife, Linda."

[bigwillq]

14. I've always loved that OBGYN one.

I just added it as my facebook status! :rofl: