All Hail The Revisionisticator: a poem I wrote as I watched Bush's final speech

[zulchzulu]

All Hail The Revisionisticator

The days of Bush Junior are coming to a close
It's been eight long years where we held our nose
As we watched our country turn upside down
and we had to look at our country with a frown

We've seen our Constitution being used like toilet paper
as we tried to figure out the 9/11 inside job caper
and we saw our country's leaders lie us into wars
as our country's hopes were dying on the floor

The final speech by the AWOL Cowboy is grueling
Just who the fucking hell does he think he's fooling
This theocratic numbskull has brought the country into a ditch
and he acts like he wasn't an idiot asleep at the switch

As he finally leaves and we have to clean up from his disasters
we can only hope he knows where he's heading in the Here After
the flames of Hell shall swirl across this coward's mortar coil
and the message from history shall condemn him as evil pain and toil

[tabatha]

1. One of the biggest turds in history.

[zulchzulu]

2. Turds don't know. Bush did. n/t

[tabatha]

3. Bush does not know he is a big fat turd.

[JuniperLea]

4. This should be sent via email all over the world!

It deserves to go totally freaking viral!

:rofl: