Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

Krispy Kreme, being the genial purveyor of glazed goodness that it is, decided to get in on the Obama inauguration craze and is offering one free doughnut to every costumer on January 20, Inauguration day, and released this seemingly innocuous press release:

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."

Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts.

"The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand," the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement.

File this under "Overreactionary Wing Nuts" and another attempt of conservatives to redefine words for their political means (You can try to rewrite the Constitution, but not the dictionary). Of course, the "overreactionary libtard" counter to this is that conservatives want to demonize all choice from America until we're living under a fundamentalist dictatorship. A fundamentalist dictatorship without doughnuts.

The full, completely unbelievable press release follows after the jump.


http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php">link

[rcrush]

1. Priceless

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But the way businesses are now a days Krispy Kreme will offer some kind of apology and give that pro life group some free coupons.

[LiberalFighter]

12. Hopefully, the coupons are for a brain transplant.

[lapfog_1]

2. Life begins at confection! - n/t

[Happyhippychick]

3. DUzy!

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[snowbear]

4. OMG, too funny lapfog! ...They need you at Ben and Jerrys!!

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p.s.. every time I type your name, I have to go back and correct it before I hit enter. I somehow always type "lapfrog" by accident..

[lapfog_1]

8. Lapfrog... that's intentional!

:) :) :)

Sort of the opposite (froglap)...

[thoughtcrime1984]

5. lol!

[spelldmilk]

6. HaHa! That was Really good!

[firedupdem]

11. I really had a comment I wanted to post......but after reading this, I can't concentrate!

:rofl:

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[slackmaster]

7. This reminds me of the "Tyson Homosexual" incident

http://boingboing.net/2008/06/30/homophobic-news-site.html

[Hippo_Tron]

9. I seriously thought this was The Onion before I clicked on the link

[me b zola]

10. In recognition of the ALL's call for no choice...

...crispy cream should hold the nuts.

[frylock]

13. abortion on demand..

is there a drive-thru window for this?! damn, i love this country!