January 20, 2017

[Liberalboy]

What will that day look like? Eight years of an Obama Administration will have come to an end, another Democrat will be taking the oath of office, and President Obama will be sitting in the stands watching his mandate come to an end. What got accomplished in those eight years?

[Occam Bandage]

1. We will still be rebuilding our cities

from the enormous war fought with the millions of screeching demons unleashed from ancient Egyptian pyramids, Babylonian ziggurats, Mayan temples, and Chinese pagodas on December 21, 2012.

[Liberalboy]

2. LOL

[Shiver]

3. We'll barely squeak out a victory

And, unfortunately, be ripe for the conquering by the Cza'Roxxolian warships that will descend into our atmosphere. The fight will be long and brutal, but an intrepid band of unlikely heroes will manage to sneak aboard Queen Dier'derlilah's flagship, set off a series of explosive charges inside the Fluutanian Core Rapidrive Engine, and barely manage to escape with their lives. Sully will die, but he will be remembered for decades to come as a true hero.

The Republicans, of course, will blame the alien invasion on the previous administration - completely forgetting Senator Palin's enthusiastic welcoming of "Our new gosh-darn red-skinned tricloptic tentacled overlords."

[Yukari Yakumo]

4. And if the people are stupid enough to elect Palin in '12,

I'd gladly join the demon armies. Hopefully the gap demon will vouch for me...

However, I doubt I have to worry about any of that.

[Andy823]

8. No worry.

Even the majority of republicans are not that stupid! Palin is cutting her own throat every time she gets a chance to lay the blame on anyone but herself. The woman is poison, and the powers that be in the republican party will never allow her to run. I also think that by the time 2012 rolls around Palin will have more and more scandals in her baggage, and even she won't be dumb enough to try and run, and least I don't think she would be dumb enough, but with her you just never know! :crazy:

[HughBeaumont]

9. She's cutting her own throat everytime she's given a microphone.

KEEP talkin', Pitbull Daycare. Keep talkin' . . .

[grantcart]

10. Yes but for their first national campaign in 156 years the Whig Party did very well

and Republican memorabilia was selling very well.

[FLAprogressive]

5. "I, Russell Dana Feingold, do solemnly swear...."

[Liberalboy]

6. Nice!

[Liberalboy]

7. I, Caroline Bouvier Kennedy, do solemnly swear....

[PM Martin]

11. "I Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton Do Solemnly Swear........."

:kick:

[Liberalboy]

12. THAT would make me happy :-)