STOP. THINK. If McFailin has been elected, what would we have

[Eurobabe]

been listening to and watching yesterday on HBO? Who would have spoken, who would have been singing?

Time to get creative!

[Jennicut]

1. George Strait....ewww

[TwilightGardener]

8. OK, now, don't be dissin' my Gorgeous George.

[countingbluecars]

2. Maybe this gem from Hank Williams Jr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2MKG2hFWao

[NightWatcher]

3. I wouldnt have heard shit, I'd have been at Gitmo for assaulting the castle

after they stole a 3rd election

but the performers would have been Lee Greenwood, Toby Keith, and it would have been over by 4 so he could make the early bird special at IHOP

[grannie4peace]

4. that country singer who wrote the song for mccain

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. We'd be suffering with the Palin Road Show & Misfit Brigade.

Gaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!

[TlalocW]

6. Well, after a medley of Old Tyme songs by a barbershop quartet

And an appearance by some Andrew Sisters impersonators, there would have some "cool" performances put on the program by McCain's advisers to make him look "hip" and "with it." Mainly former top bands from the 80s now doing the state fair circuit, and after each song, McCain would politely clap while grinning that creepy grin of his.

TlalocW

[DesertRat]

7. Maybe Dancing Queen?

McCain reportedly loves ABBA.

[NashVegas]

9. ABBA Can't Help It If McCain Likes Their Music

Good pop is good pop.

[Buzz Clik]

10. It would have been Sarah Palin, all the time.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. I would have been listening to the sound of a gun going off in my temple.

I've honestly had all of the fascism I can take.

[Lucky 13]

12. Toby Keith, Toby Keith and more Toby Keith

As Natalie Maines shirt often says: FUTK

[TTUBatfan2008]

13. Toby Keith voted for Obama...

[Lucky 13]

15. NO WAY. I don't think that's true...

Where did you hear that? Do you remember his WAR with the Dixie Chicks? Or "I'll put a boot in his ass"? Or him saying some really racist things about Obama on talk radio during the campaign?

I won't believe it until I see some evidence. Do you have a link?

[Danger Mouse]

14. A lot of goose-stepping.

[treestar]

16. McFailin wouldn't have been clever enough to think up the train

trip, for one thing. No mentions of our history, the way Obama did.

It would be like the Repukes to have no theme. They'd just do what was traditional - have done no work whatever, just relied on what was pre-canned from last time.

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